Reviews

So first time as passing through on business and 2 hours to kill. Club is in decent area corner of a main st with ample parking. Arrived about 4:30 in afternoon no cover. Walk…

Stopped by here again, first time on a Thursday. Drinks were okay, not $4 worth. My sprite was WAY too syrupy, ( Don't give me that, look, I had to work later). Saw some new…

Got a chance to stop at Torpedoes for the first time in a while, this was Thursday before St Patrick’s day and the place was relatively empty, maybe 8 customers and 6 girls working. Typical…

Good local club, not worth travelling to, but if youre in the area, a good place to kill an hour or two. I used to stop by for lunch fairly often a few years ago.…

It was a decent strip bar.. Bouncers are nice and respectful. they just dont push themselves on customers. Girls are decent, but need to rotate a bit. Other than that you got pool table…

I visit this club on and off for the last year. The service is good and the staff is friendly. The dancers... vary. They are all pretty but a few of them have absolutely no…

So first of all, I gave the club a 6 on physical rating - but its a nice club inside, pool tables and its clean, the only problem is a very strong paint thinner/gas odor…

I recently spent several months working in New Jersey and every other weekend I found a way to make it to Torpedo's. This should tell you that I kinda like the place. Not…

I've been to enough clubs to appreciate Torps all the more. We all know it's about the almighty dollar, but many of the dancers come across as more sweet and less money hungry. I really…

I decided to stop by Torpedos with some friends the other night. I hadn't been there for about a year, because I live out of state now. Basically Torpedos is the only game…

Have not been here for a while so stopped by for a quick beer and to see some dancers. Nothing much changed since last visit, typical NJ bikini bar. The girls are average, couple of…

I visit Torpedo's occasionally, most recently on a late Monday afternoon. There were the usual Brazilian and Russian girls,3 on stage at a time. They were mostly 6's or 7's, but there were a couple…

Went to Torpedo's noticed that it was mostly brazilian and russian girls. Talked to the Russian girls, said they shifted between Paterson NJ strip joints. Most of the dancers seem uninterested in what they were…

I've been to Torps several times, and it's always pretty much the same. The Russian dollar parade is constantly in full effect. Generally 15 min sets, and the girls will make the rounds…

Have been here a few times and the place is pretty average. There were a lot of Russian dancers who are true dollar parade pros. There are some pool tables to help pass…

Went there several times recently, Wed and Friday nights. Plenty of woman, most of them good looking, but a few chunky ones. At least half russian and a few black and white locals.…

Had no other place to go so stopped by Torpedo's to see some dancers, have some cold beer and get out of the sun. All was accomplished! Club was a stage wrapped by a…

Very easy to find on Main St, and just off of I-287, and easy parking nearby. Seems like a reasonably safe area. No cover. Drinks are cheap and I got lots of…

A couple of visits during a recent trip to the area. In the afternoon it was mostly cute brazilian girls. Not that busy so plenty of attention from the girl, but the inevitable dollar parade…

Torpedos is a safe, local, blue collar mens club. During the day there are 6 or so dancers, mainly hispanic, Russian and Brazilian. The girls are solid 6-8s and are freindly. You can sit down…

I had a reasonable experience since I was looking at something closer home. There is a lot of pressure to part with your 1USD at the rate of 1 per hour!! However the private dances…

My first visit in a while. Talent on stage was OK, not great but OK, you sit at the bar and the girls dance on the stage sometimes stepping off stage to take a…

The women were very good looking. Most were young with tight bodies. A few older and few with a little meat on them. Almost all were Brazilian or Russian. The dances I got were very…

Usually go to this club during the afternoon for the HOT brazilians. There are a couple that are extremely hot including a Penelope Cruz look a like. Tipping the bouncer in the lap…

was there last week not what it used to be. last time before this visit i was there there was alot of good looking women on stage young and older. drinks werent as…