French Maid Reviews

First club in Alberta after coming from Ontario. I can't really compare as Ontario clubs are much better, especially in Niagara. The Maid is a classy place though, drinks aren't that pricey, hot waitresses and dancers. Private dances are $30 for 5 minutes which is a little pricey in my...

This club has changed for the better since my last review. I like the satelite dancers around the main stage. Some of the girls on these stages are better than those on the main stage and they will visit with you a bit. Although only the girls on the main...

The Original Maid is probably my favorite. It's downtown location makes it a good choice for the business traveller or downtown office worker. I tend to stop by on a semi-regular basis. Usually after work. There is no cover charge in the early evenings, but it will cost $8 to...

I have been to the club before and seeing it was the end of the world yesterday figured might as well go in a place I liked. The club is large and roomy with one main stage and some smaller stages around the place where dancers do bikini shows throughtout...

I have been dropping into this club rather regularly since my visit in mid August. This post is more an update than a review since the private dancing is still evolving at this club. This was my first afternoon visit to this club and things are much slower during the...

After an evening of booze and bullshit with old oil patch cronies I finished off my night at this club, my first visit in well over 25 years. The old French Maid was really rocking as I entered, much to my surprise.
The French Maid is a dual purpose club -...

Went here because I had heard about it and wanted to see what the strip clubs in Calgary would be like.

There are no VIP spots in this club yet, so there are no lapdances. For lap dances in Canada I believe you have to go to a VIP room,...

This club was deader than I've ever seen it. Lame is not the word, totaly crippled. I thought that maybe it was just the day or time of day so I went back later at night and it was even worse. You never see a girl between stage performances they...

What a lame ass club. Nice looking dancers but for a $6 cover you should be able to sit closer that half a mile; er I mean a half a kilometer, away from the stage. I get that the city hall rules state that no one is allowed...

Don't go to Calgary if your looking for lap dancing! They only offer the loonie game which can drag on for a long time. One girl was up there doing the game for 20 mins at least! $6 cover change and I spend most of my time drinking and waiting...

$6 cover standard these days for the Maid, nothing for the chick with us. Beer expensive $6 for domestic.Amateur night when we arrived, 1 biker type chick strip to her underware, not bad move, maybe done it before. Stayed for two more sets, 1st girl was OK the second was...

Strangest club I have ever been to. Nice atmosphere and a $6 cover charge. Beer is expensive in Calgary so expect that, a Budwiser was $6 I think..

Nice place, well lit really large stage. One dancer at a time who danced 3 or 4 songs. First...

During a recent visit to Calgary I stayed at the Westin, which just happens to be across the street from the French Maid. That made it easy to wander in three different times.

The previous reviewer's description is spot on. I managed to watch part of baseball's All-Star game one...

I've been visiting clubs all over the world for over 20 years but I've never seen this before! The club was welcoming and friendly, I turned up about 8.30 and after going to get some cash (the atm at the club doesn't accept visa) returned and paid my $6 cover....

Interesting place if you have not been to one of these - there are no lap dances.

there are only stage dances, and you have never seen this before, people throwing loonies and toonies at dancers on the stage seems really wierd.

cheap place, 5-6 dollar cover charge, reasonably priced...

This is a nice club. Large center stage can be seen from the booths. If you go here, you MUST try the Maid Burger. Don't expect it to get there quickly though, the servers, while cute, are slow. Full of university students on the weekends. ...

This is a very nice club to look at but it has the worst service i have ever experienced so if you are looking to save some money at a upper scale strip club this is the one for you but if you have plans on spending a few bucks...

I had a chance to visit a strip club while I was in Calgary. Since I was staying in town, I was looking for a downtown SC and the French Maid fit the bill.

Cover on Friday night, 7:30pm when I got there was 5pm. Walking into the club,...

The French Maid offers the best striptease I’ve ever seen. The women are absolutely beautiful. They begin their four-song performance with elaborate costumes and are amazingly sexy from the moment they walk onto the stage—before they remove a single garment—until they’re completely naked. And most dance with...

Visited this club with my husband recently. There are 3 clubs in Calgary, all run by the same management. You can go to their website and see which dancers are appearing at each club each week. We also found a coupon for free admission somewhere online, but sorry, I can't...

Dropped in at this club located in downtown Calgary. Nice and safe part of town. Nice and clean place with lots of comfy seating. There is a stage in the middle. I saw 4 dancers and 3 out of the 4 were really good looking and...

The other reviewer has it right--there's no interaction between dancers and customers when off the stage. There's no real tipping at the stage. Customers throw Canadian dollars (which, oddly to me as an American, are coins) at the girls. I didn't really want to do this as it seems a...

Don't come here for the lap dances - there aren't any. But you can play games with the girls. Go downstairs and you can either go straight into a pool room/sports bar or left into the strip club. I, of course, turned left. $4 cover charge (Note:...