French Maid Reviews

First club in Alberta after coming from Ontario. I can't really compare as Ontario clubs are much better, especially in Niagara. The Maid is a classy place though, drinks aren't that pricey, hot waitresses...

This club has changed for the better since my last review. I like the satelite dancers around the main stage. Some of the girls on these stages are better than those on the main...

The Original Maid is probably my favorite. It's downtown location makes it a good choice for the business traveller or downtown office worker. I tend to stop by on a semi-regular basis. Usually after...

I have been to the club before and seeing it was the end of the world yesterday figured might as well go in a place I liked. The club is large and roomy with...

I have been dropping into this club rather regularly since my visit in mid August. This post is more an update than a review since the private dancing is still evolving at this club....

After an evening of booze and bullshit with old oil patch cronies I finished off my night at this club, my first visit in well over 25 years. The old French Maid was really...

Went here because I had heard about it and wanted to see what the strip clubs in Calgary would be like. There are no VIP spots in this club yet, so there are no...

This club was deader than I've ever seen it. Lame is not the word, totaly crippled. I thought that maybe it was just the day or time of day so I went back later...

What a lame ass club. Nice looking dancers but for a $6 cover you should be able to sit closer that half a mile; er I mean a half a kilometer, away from...

Don't go to Calgary if your looking for lap dancing! They only offer the loonie game which can drag on for a long time. One girl was up there doing the game for 20...

$6 cover standard these days for the Maid, nothing for the chick with us. Beer expensive $6 for domestic.Amateur night when we arrived, 1 biker type chick strip to her underware, not bad move,...

Strangest club I have ever been to. Nice atmosphere and a $6 cover charge. Beer is expensive in Calgary so expect that, a Budwiser was $6 I think.. Nice place, well lit really...

During a recent visit to Calgary I stayed at the Westin, which just happens to be across the street from the French Maid. That made it easy to wander in three different times. The previous...

I've been visiting clubs all over the world for over 20 years but I've never seen this before! The club was welcoming and friendly, I turned up about 8.30 and after going to get...

Interesting place if you have not been to one of these - there are no lap dances. there are only stage dances, and you have never seen this before, people throwing loonies and toonies...

This is a nice club. Large center stage can be seen from the booths. If you go here, you MUST try the Maid Burger. Don't expect it to get there quickly...

This is a very nice club to look at but it has the worst service i have ever experienced so if you are looking to save some money at a upper scale strip club...

I had a chance to visit a strip club while I was in Calgary. Since I was staying in town, I was looking for a downtown SC and the French Maid fit the...

The French Maid offers the best striptease I’ve ever seen. The women are absolutely beautiful. They begin their four-song performance with elaborate costumes and are amazingly sexy from the moment they walk...

Visited this club with my husband recently. There are 3 clubs in Calgary, all run by the same management. You can go to their website and see which dancers are appearing at each club...

Dropped in at this club located in downtown Calgary. Nice and safe part of town. Nice and clean place with lots of comfy seating. There is a stage in the middle....

The other reviewer has it right--there's no interaction between dancers and customers when off the stage. There's no real tipping at the stage. Customers throw Canadian dollars (which, oddly to me as an American,...

Don't come here for the lap dances - there aren't any. But you can play games with the girls. Go downstairs and you can either go straight into a pool room/sports bar...