Front Room

We freely share our gripes with each other here, like in the recent 'Top Strip Club Gripes' thread. Have you ever made any of your complaints known to the people who could actually do something about it? If you haven't,…

Awhile back, someone asked about careers. I'm supposed to be working on this writing project for school now and am easily distracted. What did y'all get degrees in/or what kind of training did you get for your type of work?

Do any of the rest of you occasionally have to restrain yourself from treating people in "real life" like people you meet in strip clubs? I just had lunch at a little cafe across the street from my office.…

I've tried a few clubs and spent some time in a few more, but always just enough to get by, I'm not greedy I just like making fast money and having time to myself the rest of the week. This first…

You ask a dancer that is on stage for a lapdance and she says yes. You are already seated in the private room or booth when she comes in to give you a lapdance. She then asks you do you…

I don't think we've done this here before. Could be a helpful reference for those not familiar with the dialect. I'll kick it off with a few examples. Please add any others you've come to understand: "Would you watch my bag…

If you say no I beg to differ. and more than one position :()

Do you like clubs where strippers are allowed to go naked when they aren't dancing, or would you prefer that they always make themselves decent? Personally, the only time when I'd opt against modesty is when a girl is sitting…

What is the maximum distance that you are willing to drive to get to a better club, without springing for hotel RON? For me, 2-2.5 hrs 1 way drive max when home, probably 1 hr. when on business trip. Bang…

Ok, it's probably all over the board, but let's assumed an experienced, good-looking girl, let's say a 7, who does a good job, works in a good club in a major city. Any guesses?

I'm terrible at judging girls ages, at least until I get to know them a bit. A couple of weeks ago I was at a play and there were 2 fairly attractive young girls in the cast - I…

Why do gorgeous girls think that putting artwork on their body that they would never hang in their house makes them sexier? Please, someone hide all the tat ink!

You often hear about big dicks. A lot of people think that this is good. They sell pumps that promise to permanently enhance the penis and even surgeries involving fat transfers from other parts of the body to enhance girth.…

Is it me or is huge dark ereolas very sexy. I got a dance from a woman who's ereola was the size of my hand spreaded.

Had this hapen to me this weekend. A stripper looked decent on stage. But when I went to tip her, she looked a considerable bit worse. I still gave my tip, but that was the only one…

I know, totally off topic, totally self serving, but I must gloat. I must gloat. Two game robbing calls, a fluke fumble (Bettis' only one this season), but the football gods were just. I personally think it…

Nobody here ever talks about strippers' assholes, and I don't mean their boyfriends. Why not? Don't you like to see it, touch it, poke it? For the record, for me, that would be a yes, yes please, and yes ma'am. When…

Most places a have gone are identical. I understand that the girls are there to make a living, but for them to belittle people on stage for not giving a buck or two is wrong. I myself general…

Pants look good on some girls, but they cover too much important skin when they sit with you, and they're too much hassle for her to take off for a dance. Same with thigh boots. Bitchin' look but annoying as…

Last night a stripper told me I "left a mark on her heart" when we were done with our private dances.

Anyone notice that the link to Stripperweb is gone? Guess they stopped paying or something.

Anyone else enjoying the meltdown of persona non-gratas? Between the weird apologies and knock knock jokes it is becoming aparent the extent of his imbalance. Classic comedy to me!

I'm just wondering how many of you may go to a particular strip club and never bought a lap dance for whatever reason. I know of one club where that situation applied to me. The lap dances were…

Mine is definately anything with a goth twist to it, although the school girl uniform is not bad either.

For those customers wise enough (remember not by age but by knowledge does one gain wisdom) to not spend money on strippers you really like: Look if she has been talking to you w/o expecting payment beyond three or so…