Salt Lake City "topless" clubs

Slothrop
Florida
They wear pasties. It's still 1959 in Salt Lake City. You can't touch them. You can't get near them. Dancers are escorted to and from the stage by a host/bodyguard. You can't talk to them. Why even go through the motions of calling it a strip club? What a joke.

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  • giveitayank
    16 years ago
    Sloth,
    Do you live in Salt Lake? I'm assuming you do. You might think about driving to Tijuana, Mexico.
  • Dudester
    16 years ago
    Utah is run by the Mormon church. Utah doesn't run by the conventional rules you'd find anywhere else. That a woman could wear pasties in a club is a major concession by the church.

    What is also an ugly truth of the church is that on the Utah/Arizona border there are privately owned communities with polygamist families, some of which have 12-13 year old brides. Can you imagine that a church still trying to be mainstream is a pedophile paradise?
  • arbeeguy
    16 years ago
    Let's be fair to the Mormon Church - they outlawed polygamy many decades ago. These renegade congragations have no umbrella of protection or condoning from the Mormon Church. (NOTE: I am not a Mormon and I don't care for the Mormon religion.)
  • mmdv26
    16 years ago
    It is what it is! Obviously there are enough people in Salt Lake City and Utah who subscribe to the tenets of the Mormon Church so that the Mormon way has become the prominent way in that region.

    Too bad if you live in SLC and would like to watch nude dancers or, "heaven forbid", get a lap dance. Kind of a long drive to any decent places for SC activities.
  • Philip A. Stein
    16 years ago
    Topless in Utah means they don't wear hats. Hope this helps
  • Book Guy
    16 years ago
    "Salt Lake City topless clubs are back in 1959."

    That's a tautological (or merely redundant) statement. The fact is:

    Salt Lake City is back in 1959.
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