Aren't You an Environmentalist?


OK, the stripper who sleeps with her ass in the air is getting me all worked up with no relief. I see her going into the bathroom and hear the shower curtain being moved. Fortunately, she hadn't locked the door----I need to break that lock. :) I walk in and start undressing. She isn't even in the shower yet. She says what are you doing?! And, has this incredulous look on her face.

Well, I smile a toothy grin and say that I'm going to take a shower cleanliness being next to Godliness and all. She says you don't believe in God. I say true, but being clean feels good. She says that she was going to take a shower. I say that is EXCELLENT! :) She says NO as I move towards her. I reply, aren't you an environmentalist? She is like what!? I say you know you care about saving the planet and birds and bees and everything. She says of course saving the planet is very important. I say well we need to conserve water and by showering together we can save a lot of water. She says thst makes a lot of sense. Yep, sure do. :)

In the shower I'm at attention and she says you are going to make a mess. I say don't worry we were going to use soap anyway. She nods her head in agreement and I say turn around I need to come quick because we don't want to waste too much time in the shower. She does as she is told and I'm so desperate and starved that the slightest contact with her heart shaped bubble butt has me coming all over her back. What a relief. Feel her up and soap her down and that quickie as pathetic as it may sound had my spirits up.

She was even in a good mood because we saved some water. :) Also, she appreciated me cleaning her up after I made the mess---thought it was very thoughtful. Her boyfriend just would just dirty her and be done. And, he didn't think about saving water. I told that cuts down on the water bill to so you save money----that really put a wonderful smile on her face (remember she was broke so she was worried about stretching the dollar).

Please remember a good con artist knows to suspend his own disbelief at what some other person thinks is important, believable, good, etc. Even highly intelligent people can fall for the absurdest stupidity.

8 comments

  • jablake
    15 years ago

    Oh yes, and the appellate court with a single footnote (actually there were multiple footnotes), but only one fucked me in the ass repeatedly. Essentially the offending footnote states that I don't have a right to a written opinion as matter of due process.

    I had argued basic due process required written findings of fact and conclusions of law. :) Even went to federal court; district judge said there is no such right; appellate panel said wrong move baby---you shouldn't have answered the question.
  • jablake
    15 years ago

    The Penthouse letters that I've perused have a certain je ne sais quoi and environment protection even of the salacious nature it's not. Not even the jail story of my stripper buddy touches that sweet spot especially the introduction where the poor stripper on her first jail experience is scared shitless and there ain't no sex. Oops, there was a mention of rape . . . without graphic details might as well have been a news story.

    The only published "letter" that I have to my credit is in the Southern Reporter 2d----the appellate judges with copious redaction (they deleted all my sesquipedalians) made me seem very insightful and intelligent and sexless. My "letter" is still cited as precedent----amazing how many times the exact same legal battle need be fought in the same courts. I guess the trial judges feel "let 'em waste money on appeal."
  • DoctorDarby
    15 years ago
    Heeeeeey. Yer the feller what rites them letters in the Penthouse magazine. my buddy Bubba says they are true and I got all excited while reading them on the crapper. But now I know that some clever feller like you rites them to make us do goofy stuff. That's purty funny. And I waz gonna use that en-viro thingee on my wife Gertrude while she waz in the tub, but now I think I'll just poke her while she's doin dishes like usual.
  • gk
    15 years ago
    Went to a seminar many years ago.
    The leader was a prof form U of Georgia. His mantra:

    "Everybody wants to be conned!"

    I suppose he meant everybody wants to be stroked.
  • jablake
    15 years ago

    I was a little caught of guard that she took it seriously. My plan B was to play it as humor and that a little rub-a-dub is good for the soul. :)

    She does have a very positive side despite the hard time she was giving me and I needed to remind myself constantly that she was going thru a very rough time. The positive side being that years ago she brought over an adorable latina who only charged (and was grateful) $25 if I wanted FS----this girl probably took $10 as her pimp fee. :)
  • RickWood
    15 years ago
    Bravo! Well played, execution is everything! LOL
  • BaddJack
    15 years ago
    Oh, THAT kind of "bennies." My bad.
  • samsung1
    15 years ago
    haha you got good game.
    I know a friend who proposed to his now wife while they were in the shower together.
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