OK, the stripper who sleeps with her ass in the air is getting me all worked up with no relief. I see her going into the bathroom and hear the shower curtain being moved. Fortunately, she hadn't locked the door----I need to break that lock. :) I walk in and start undressing. She isn't even in the shower yet. She says what are you doing?! And, has this incredulous look on her face.
Well, I smile a toothy grin and say that I'm going to take a shower cleanliness being next to Godliness and all. She says you don't believe in God. I say true, but being clean feels good. She says that she was going to take a shower. I say that is EXCELLENT! :) She says NO as I move towards her. I reply, aren't you an environmentalist? She is like what!? I say you know you care about saving the planet and birds and bees and everything. She says of course saving the planet is very important. I say well we need to conserve water and by showering together we can save a lot of water. She says thst makes a lot of sense. Yep, sure do. :)
In the shower I'm at attention and she says you are going to make a mess. I say don't worry we were going to use soap anyway. She nods her head in agreement and I say turn around I need to come quick because we don't want to waste too much time in the shower. She does as she is told and I'm so desperate and starved that the slightest contact with her heart shaped bubble butt has me coming all over her back. What a relief. Feel her up and soap her down and that quickie as pathetic as it may sound had my spirits up.
She was even in a good mood because we saved some water. :) Also, she appreciated me cleaning her up after I made the mess---thought it was very thoughtful. Her boyfriend just would just dirty her and be done. And, he didn't think about saving water. I told that cuts down on the water bill to so you save money----that really put a wonderful smile on her face (remember she was broke so she was worried about stretching the dollar).
Please remember a good con artist knows to suspend his own disbelief at what some other person thinks is important, believable, good, etc. Even highly intelligent people can fall for the absurdest stupidity.
Oh yes, and the appellate court with a single footnote (actually there were multiple footnotes), but only one fucked me in the ass repeatedly. Essentially the offending footnote states that I don't have a right to a written opinion as matter of due process.
I had argued basic due process required written findings of fact and conclusions of law. :) Even went to federal court; district judge said there is no such right; appellate panel said wrong move baby---you shouldn't have answered the question.