Would you have sex with a midget?

Would you have sex with a midget?

1) If she's of legal age

2) If she's cute (most aren't)

3) If it's a professional arrangement, so that it's over in an hour or two. I don't want to wake up with her.

With that said, my ideal gal would be barely legal, looks like Snow White, and stands 4'8" to 4'11"

I'm just not into gonzo, so no.

A tiny girl who's in proportion is fine - I have a girl in Thailand who's maybe 4'10" and 80 lbs who's a hot spinner but all her proportions are normal - she's the smallest I've done.

A midget has those short limbs that are usually distorted... no thanks, lol.

O.

The real question is:

Midget stripper or midget wino?

I think not. I have never seen one that I thought was attractive.

There is a male regular at my favorite club. He seems to be well liked by the girls.

BTW there is a guy that comes into the club that is so fat (400lber)that he cannot walk without crutches. I watched one of my favorites dance for him. It wasn't really a lap dance. She couldn't find a lap. After wards I asked her about the size of his dick. "I dont't know. I couldn'T find it".

For you truly Handicapped customers, the club does have an emergency exit at the back of the club and will let you special people enter by that door.

rofl @ wino.

I don't see why not, it might be fun. I've done it with a girl who was 4'11", plus I like freaky stuff like that.

Only if she bought me dinner first.
Denny's will be fine.
I'm a cheap date.

if she is good looking and has nice tits, why not?

New meaning to the word ... "Spinner" ... :)