Would you have sex with a midget?

11/15/2008 6:52:43 PM

I was watching TV and saw a midget who does a Britney Spears act. There is also a pornstar midget who tours the country as a feature dancer at stripclubs. She has been in my area. I doubt if I could have any sort of sex with either of them but it got me thinking. They could give you a BJ with both of you standing straight up!

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Dudester•16 yrs ago

Would you have sex with a midget?

If she's of legal age
If she's cute (most aren't)
If it's a professional arrangement, so that it's over in an hour or two. I don't want to wake up with her.

With that said, my ideal gal would be barely legal, looks like Snow White, and stands 4'8" to 4'11"

ozymandias•16 yrs ago

I'm just not into gonzo, so no.

A tiny girl who's in proportion is fine - I have a girl in Thailand who's maybe 4'10" and 80 lbs who's a hot spinner but all her proportions are normal - she's the smallest I've done.

A midget has those short limbs that are usually distorted... no thanks, lol.

Philip A. Stein•16 yrs ago

The real question is:

Midget stripper or midget wino?

shadowcat•16 yrs ago

I think not. I have never seen one that I thought was attractive.

There is a male regular at my favorite club. He seems to be well liked by the girls.

shadowcat•16 yrs ago

BTW there is a guy that comes into the club that is so fat (400lber)that he cannot walk without crutches. I watched one of my favorites dance for him. It wasn't really a lap dance. She couldn't find a lap. After wards I asked her about the size of his dick. "I dont't know. I couldn'T find it".

For you truly Handicapped customers, the club does have an emergency exit at the back of the club and will let you special people enter by that door.