Would you have sex with a midget?

10 comments

• Dudester

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  16 years ago

  Would you have sex with a midget? 1) If she's of legal age 2) If she's cute (most aren't) 3) If it's a professional arrangement, so that it's over in an hour or two. I don't want to wake up with her. With that said, my ideal gal would be barely legal, looks like Snow White, and stands 4'8" to 4'11"
• ozymandias

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  16 years ago

  I'm just not into gonzo, so no. A tiny girl who's in proportion is fine - I have a girl in Thailand who's maybe 4'10" and 80 lbs who's a hot spinner but all her proportions are normal - she's the smallest I've done. A midget has those short limbs that are usually distorted... no thanks, lol. O.
• Philip A. Stein

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  16 years ago

  The real question is: Midget stripper or midget wino?
• shadowcat

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  16 years ago

  I think not. I have never seen one that I thought was attractive. There is a male regular at my favorite club. He seems to be well liked by the girls.
• shadowcat

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  16 years ago

  BTW there is a guy that comes into the club that is so fat (400lber)that he cannot walk without crutches. I watched one of my favorites dance for him. It wasn't really a lap dance. She couldn't find a lap. After wards I asked her about the size of his dick. "I dont't know. I couldn'T find it". For you truly Handicapped customers, the club does have an emergency exit at the back of the club and will let you special people enter by that door.
• Book Guy

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  16 years ago

  rofl @ wino.
• DandyDan

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  16 years ago

  I don't see why not, it might be fun. I've done it with a girl who was 4'11", plus I like freaky stuff like that.
• lopaw

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  16 years ago

  Only if she bought me dinner first. Denny's will be fine. I'm a cheap date.
• ShotDisc

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  16 years ago

  if she is good looking and has nice tits, why not?
• Book Guy

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  16 years ago

  New meaning to the word ... "Spinner" ... :)