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Would you have sex with a midget?

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bornloserFlorida

I was watching TV and saw a midget who does a Britney Spears act. There is also a pornstar midget who tours the country as a feature dancer at stripclubs. She has been in my area. I doubt if I could have any sort of sex with either of them but it got me thinking. They could give you a BJ with both of you standing straight up!

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Dudester

Would you have sex with a midget?

  1. If she's of legal age

  2. If she's cute (most aren't)

  3. If it's a professional arrangement, so that it's over in an hour or two. I don't want to wake up with her.

With that said, my ideal gal would be barely legal, looks like Snow White, and stands 4'8" to 4'11"

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ozymandias

I'm just not into gonzo, so no.

A tiny girl who's in proportion is fine - I have a girl in Thailand who's maybe 4'10" and 80 lbs who's a hot spinner but all her proportions are normal - she's the smallest I've done.

A midget has those short limbs that are usually distorted... no thanks, lol.

O.

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Philip A. Stein

The real question is:

Midget stripper or midget wino?

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shadowcat

I think not. I have never seen one that I thought was attractive.

There is a male regular at my favorite club. He seems to be well liked by the girls.

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shadowcat

BTW there is a guy that comes into the club that is so fat (400lber)that he cannot walk without crutches. I watched one of my favorites dance for him. It wasn't really a lap dance. She couldn't find a lap. After wards I asked her about the size of his dick. "I dont't know. I couldn'T find it".

For you truly Handicapped customers, the club does have an emergency exit at the back of the club and will let you special people enter by that door.

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DandyDan

I don't see why not, it might be fun. I've done it with a girl who was 4'11", plus I like freaky stuff like that.

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lopaw

Only if she bought me dinner first.

Denny's will be fine.

I'm a cheap date.

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ShotDisc

if she is good looking and has nice tits, why not?

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Book Guy

New meaning to the word ... "Spinner" ... :)

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