Dancer profiles are now available! Free VIP for dancers, apply now. More info

Advertisement
Front Room

Where do you move and why?

skibum609
skibum609VIP223342

Massachusetts

3 wks ago · 1 min read

You have to move. No choice, but you can pick the place. Where do you move and why? I live in the Boston area. If I had to move and could choose anywhere I choose Salt Lake City. Good climate with no humidity. They have reciprocity so it would be easy for me to practice law there without taking the bar examination. The skiing there might be the best in the world. The golf there is great and year round. I have played 36 holes on a Saturday in the drizzle and then skied 33" new on Sunday, 10 miles from where I golfed. American Bush has beautiful women, but my strip club visits would diminish as my wealth increased. Great food. Pretty women, Conservative.

Where do you move from and to?

Replies (23)Latest

Profile picture for rockie
rockie
•

I am also a Boston area resident . The Knoxvile TN area comes to my mind as my answer. Tennessee has no state taxes, no inheritance taxes, and a more temperate climate for this non skier.

Profile picture for ancientlurker
ancientlurker
•

Maybe the Caribbean Netherlands, for good climate with minimal hurricane risk.

Profile picture for georgmicrodong
georgmicrodong
•

There's a really nice, small house down the road, on about a hundred acres. I'd move there.

I
Iknowbetter
•

This feels like a recurring discussion topic, but fun to play along. I currently live in the house that I grew up in, and where my father also grew up. Despite the fact that my house will be 100 years old in 2027 (yes, it is a maintenance nightmare), I have 150 feet of west exposure Biscayne Bay in my backyard. My property taxes are homesteaded from 1996 when I bought out my siblings - and the appraised value of the lot alone has appreciated >25X from what I paid. Miami Beach might not be the best place to live, with traffic, crime, etc. but I can’t replicate this view anywhere at any price. And I can’t think about selling until someday when Congress decides to put a tax holiday on capital gains tax on residential real estate.

Profile picture for skibum609
skibum609
•

^ You do have a lifetime $250,000 tax exemption on residences, unless you are married and then it is $500,000.00.

Profile picture for Hannathedog79
Hannathedog79
•

Some place where it never snows, except in nearby mountains. The winter temperature generally stays around or above 50 and there is a college in town. Right now, I live in Arizona. I actually don't mind the summer heat, as long as the humidity stays low. Sometimes it gets a little sticky during the late summer monsoon season, but generally pretty acceptable.
Note: If I had a physical, outside job, I might feel a lot different about the weather. I've also always been a guy for whom "Room Temperature" in the house is most comfortable from 77-79 degrees. "Take your shirt off darlin', you'll be more comfortable!". LOL

Profile picture for Meshuggah
Meshuggah
•

moved Manchester, NH to Pompano Beach.....

Profile picture for Rod84
Rod84
•

@Meshuggah - Did you move in part for the better strip clubs?

Profile picture for Meshuggah
Meshuggah
•

@Rod84 actually my buddy lives here and moved in with him after selling my NH condo may 25. I still book dancers for parties in New England, I just can't drive the shows now. And not sure about parties in S Florida, when clubs are FS....

Profile picture for skibum609
skibum609
•

Hanna - I slept with a window fan last night when it was 44. We're the exact opposite. Meshuggah - were you anywhere near the daylight gas station shooting yesterday?

Profile picture for Meshuggah
Meshuggah
•

@skibum609 3/10th of a mile away lol.....

Profile picture for Muddy
Muddy
•

I go back and forth with this all day. I really don't know. If we are just talking nature stuff I've always been partial to coastal Southern California though.

Profile picture for mjx01
mjx01
•

If money and residency weren't issues... A suburb north of Auckland, NZ. English + basic health care + liberalism + wildlife that isn't trying to kill you. Toggling between north/south hemispheres based on summer/winter would be nice too.

Profile picture for loper
loper
•

I live in the boston area. I've traveled a lot. I'm stayjng put.

Profile picture for loper
loper
•

@loper Assuming I could learn a new language in a relatively short period of time (a year, maybe), I might move to Greece (not Athens) for the diet, friendliness, and climate. I'd also consider Seville for the culture, and again, friendliness, although there are too many tourists such as I've been in the past. Madrid is great, but the people are on the cold side. If I wanted to leave the U.S. without a lot of effort I'd move to Toronto. It has the added option of a number of U.S. style strip clubs.

Profile picture for Rod84
Rod84
•

I haven't seen much discussion about proximity to good strip clubs. I'm fortunate that I happen to live near several excellent ones for mileage, girls, and value in greater Atlanta. But I don't dig the winter weather, so split my time with mongering in SFL and overseas.

I'd like to relocate, but it has to be in an area with good strip clubs, English-speaking, and year-round warm weather. That cuts back worldwide candidates significantly, even more so in the US, except for SFL and maybe Southern California (if including Hong kong).

Does anyone else have nearby strip clubs high on their relocation list?

Profile picture for nicespice
nicespice
•

At this point in time, I’m more motivated by certain other people more than things like scenery or political climate, especially as time moves forward and people keep aging.

The most unique area just for the town itself that stood out for me is the Portland OR area. It’s amazing how small business dominated that area is and how the culture there makes things friendly for small businesses to thrive. (For example, when parking lots are sparse, people might go to a surrounding nearby neighborhood behind the business and park in front of some random house—and the homeowner will not be frothing at the mouth). As a result big business chain places like Walmart are forced to be the smaller “neighborhood” kind.

I’m sure there’s plenty of smaller cities like 100-300k people that are a smaller scale of that kind of vibe and not as much of a pain to drive through due to all the bridges and unfortunate things like blatant poop in city parks and tent cities. So I’d probably pick Portland in a pinch but if this hypothetical scenario gives me time to research and plan, then I’d research other options. Sadly, some smaller places that I think would meet what I describe are also places I don’t want to be driving around in winter.

Profile picture for docsavage
docsavage
•

I would not want to leave Indianapolis because of my friends and family members living here but if I had to move I would like to go somewhere you have the same change of seasons you have here. I like the cyclical nature of the seasons along with the traditional holidays and activities associated with each season.

Profile picture for Jascoi
Jascoi
•

If money was no object, I would pick north San Diego area. But if money IS an object...(as IT IS big time)... I'm not sure.

Profile picture for DandyDan
DandyDan
•

There's a part of me that still wishes I could have stayed in the Twin Cities suburbs, as that was where I lived as a kid, but that will most likely never happen.

I looked into moving to the Kansas portion of the Kansas City area once and thought it would be a great area to live in. I had a potential job lined up, but I went in person for the interview and 5 minutes into the interview decided that was a mistake.

I loved Duluth the one time I was there, even though it's cold even in summer.

Profile picture for apieceofsausage
apieceofsausage
•

Boston actually. I love New England and would make 2.5x the money if I was up that way and able to go to every NE state to work more frequently. Right now I tour there once a month but it is a slog every time from VA.

Profile picture for Studme53
Studme53
•

I was blown away by San Diego when I visited. We were there 10 days, so small sample size, but life seems great there. Fit people (especially women), beautiful places, great weather, lots to do.

Profile picture for lotsoffun201
lotsoffun201
•

I’m in Las Vegas. When I came here over 20 years ago, this was an amazing place to live with its entertainment and business climate. Now, it’s a dying town that ruined itself. I’ll be out of here at the end of next year. I have no regrets moving here but truthfully I should have left 5 years ago. I see an island in the South Pacific in my future

Join the conversation

Sign in to reply to this discussion.

Advertisement