Toronto question

I would still rent a car personally. Then just hop around to wherever. But if you just grab a hotel south of the airport you'll be between the top two strip clubs in Mississauga, Atlantis and New Locomotive. Those two will have the talent/mileage combo and a lot of girls. Most of those Mississauga clubs are ultra high mileage. If your downtown and just looking for the best looking chicks, you'll probably find some at Brass Rail and Zanzibar.

As far as places to avoid I don't think Canada has total no go zones like some American cities have, at least not yet. LG you were in St. Louis not to long ago right, yeah Canada has absolutely NOTHING that rough.

Thanks, Muddy.

Haven't been to GTA since before COVID, but Etobicoke seemed to have the rep as the place to go for strip clubs with extras.

Google Maps is your friend. Find club, search nearby for motel. I know there are at least a couple within walking distance of Brass Rail (expensive though). You can expand the search if the motel is on a TTC (subway) route - but verify trains still run as late as you expect to exit the club. In Mississauga there's at least one walking distance from Cafe Atlantis. Alternatively, stay anywhere within 10 miles and call an Uber - won't cost much compared to what you will drop in the club.

Not sure how you’re getting “TO” Toronto but for me I usually fly in, rent a car and stay close to the airport. All the spas and clubs you want are all in that vicinity. I’ve driven it several times too, crossing at Niaraga. From Niagara to the airport area (YYZ) it’s about 1 hour if traffic isn’t bad. WARNING - if you are driving this route traffic back down to Niagara to cross back into the USA is awful this time of year on the weekends due to Niagara tourist season.

Highly recommend the airport area as it’s too much of a pain in the ass to go downtown just for 1 or 2 clubs IMO and if you want to book an escort there are plenty available in the airport area. Plus the spas are easy to get to in YYZ and most are open late.

You want more info check out terb.cc - a lot of spas and escort agencies post daily line ups. You won’t find much info on strip clubs but it’s a great resource for everything else.

IMO that’s one of the best cities in North America to visit for these type of activities, and I wish I could go more often!

@shailynn are the spas and escort agencies mostly latinas? Or lots of native white girls?

There is a wide mixture of everything and everyone in the spas. I once had an attendant from Iran. I look for the Canadian girls which are usually nice, try to avoid the ones from Quebec, they usually have an attitude.

As usual, you guys are so helpful with great intel. Thank you.

@Shailynn, flying in from LHR

For New Loco and Cafe Atlantis, you can stay at one of many Airport hotels for easy access via Uber. Brass Rail (downtown) is a little bit more upscale but mileage is low compared to Loco/Atlantis (still nude though). There is a train that runs between the airport and downtown (union station), and then easy Uber or subway from there to Brass Rail. Not sure when the last train back to the airport is, but easy enough to Uber the whole way back as well.

BTW if you wind up driving from Niagara Falls to Toronto watch out for that 407 ETR. It's a toll road even though there aren't toll booths. You might get a $55 bill in the mail a week later.

Thanks AT :-)

The 407 ETR is sometimes worth it and costs much less at non-peak times. I have been stuck in traffic from Niagara/Hamilton/Toronto many times and often prefer the ETR, even from the YYZ Toronto airport area to North Toronto locations.

For most of the major rental car agencies, there is a minor account fee just for the days you use the ETR, plus ETR tolls. I used to fly into Buffalo back when all the Niagara and nearby strip clubs were so great and then drive to/from Toronto. But the Falls and nearby clubs mostly now have closed (loved the one way out on Lundy Rd that had the searchlight) or are not nearly as popular as a decade ago!

BTW, there is much more Toronto info and my detailed info about Toronto in another thread here at tuscl.net