How do you know when it is time for a stripper to retire?
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2 wks ago · 1 min read
How do you know when it is time for a stripper to retire?
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When your wifes clothes are the same size as her clothes.
When the money stops coming in. But I'm sure some degenerate out there would pay good money for 70 year old granny cooch.
@Bartistafan, has that new side gig gone to crap already?
| ' 👠👠 - When she has ✓ trouble walking on her platform shoes, she can retire, other than that, she can dance forever, it's really only a safety factor, sin & lust will never go away, you just need the right body balance on those stripper platforms!
When she’s desperate enough to give a lapdance to baristafan or talk to Stripperlover777
My regulars have mostly retired by their early thirties. That seems to be the point where the average stripper starts to make less money working in a strip club than she could elsewhere. There are exceptions involving strippers having unusually likeable personalities or who do a good job maintaining their looks.
This starts out like a Knock, knock joke.
Fatness doesnt matter. Nowadays, guys like fat women, even bbw and very fat women.
Teeth arent needed. A lot of guys into bbbj claim they feel better without teeth.
Given the above there is no age for a stripper to retire. I believe the ones that retire, do so because they found another job that pays well enough, or they found a guy willing to pay their bills.
I’ve meet countless beautiful strippers well into their 40s. I think to achieve that it’s all about the upkeep, and good genes certainly doesn’t hurt either.
BTW most of these women were very popular in their clubs, my guess was not only being attractive but being older probably made them able to have more meaningful conversations with older men versus the younger strippers.
When her pussy lips touch her knees.
Sadly many are well beyond their expiration dates.
When the money starts slowing up for these chicks. Not too many guys out there are gonna want a dance from a 78 year old woman, unless she still looks like she did at 60 depending on how attractive she was then.
@dickydoo2
Haha. Good One
It's kinda like porn. I know it when I see it.
I don't. I hope they can figure it out for themselves.
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