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How do you know it is time for a stripper to retire?

Baristafan
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2 wks ago · 1 min read

How do you know when it is time for a stripper to retire?

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Baristafan

When your wifes clothes are the same size as her clothes.

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ThePuddyTat

When the money stops coming in. But I'm sure some degenerate out there would pay good money for 70 year old granny cooch.

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PhantomGeek

@Bartistafan, has that new side gig gone to crap already?

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stripperlover777

| ' 👠👠 - When she has ✓ trouble walking on her platform shoes, she can retire, other than that, she can dance forever, it's really only a safety factor, sin & lust will never go away, you just need the right body balance on those stripper platforms!

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shailynn

When she’s desperate enough to give a lapdance to baristafan or talk to Stripperlover777

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docsavage

My regulars have mostly retired by their early thirties. That seems to be the point where the average stripper starts to make less money working in a strip club than she could elsewhere. There are exceptions involving strippers having unusually likeable personalities or who do a good job maintaining their looks.

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Warrior15

This starts out like a Knock, knock joke.

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rickthehick

Fatness doesnt matter. Nowadays, guys like fat women, even bbw and very fat women.

Teeth arent needed. A lot of guys into bbbj claim they feel better without teeth.

Given the above there is no age for a stripper to retire. I believe the ones that retire, do so because they found another job that pays well enough, or they found a guy willing to pay their bills.

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shailynn

I’ve meet countless beautiful strippers well into their 40s. I think to achieve that it’s all about the upkeep, and good genes certainly doesn’t hurt either.

BTW most of these women were very popular in their clubs, my guess was not only being attractive but being older probably made them able to have more meaningful conversations with older men versus the younger strippers.

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DickyDoo2

When her pussy lips touch her knees.

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Iknowbetter

Sadly many are well beyond their expiration dates.

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TherealBudBundy

When the money starts slowing up for these chicks. Not too many guys out there are gonna want a dance from a 78 year old woman, unless she still looks like she did at 60 depending on how attractive she was then.

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Baristafan

@dickydoo2

Haha. Good One

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wallanon

It's kinda like porn. I know it when I see it.

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DandyDan

I don't. I hope they can figure it out for themselves.

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