I kindly request a bailout check for 15 million.
Ok, you're asking why. I see congress has been giving out taxpayer money to bail out banks. The rich CEO's and bank executives are getting millions of dollars in payouts as a result of getting bailed out at taxpayer expense. It's true that I was not responsible for putting thousands or millions of Americans out of home and house or in underwater loans but since congress feels fit to bail out these rich executives with taxpayer money, it only seems fit to send one of these bailout checks to one of the taxpayers just to be fair.
If you feel that paying a taxpayer is inappropiate, please change the bailouts to take away the millions of dollars the CEO's and rich executives are receiving as a result of these taxpayer paid bailouts.
Note: Economics/trading freebie: If you think eliminating people who short the market will help, just think about this. In the event of a market crash, it is the shorts who must eventually buy stocks back that slow down any potential crash. Without the guy who shorted a stock trying to lock in his profit by buying a stock back at a lower price, any stock crash will be much more severe. If you want to look for blame for short feeding frenzy, I suggest the big hedge funds who may or may not be targeting companies. That's just something I heard and I don't know if it's true or not.
Sincerely, a taxpayer who could use a bailout.
If you do feel appropiate to give me a bailout, you can get my information from the Founder of this website. I'm sure he would provide it for a small extra payout.


I haven't actually sent the above letter but if any congressmen read this, I could use a 15 million compensation package. Sounds like a plan to me.