Top 5 USA/Canadian cities: does Dall make the cut?

err Dallas

This is a great topic! What I'm going to say is undoubtedly going to ruffle some feathers, as there are a few members on here that swear by Dallas. One in particular is possibly the biggest proponent of Dallas that I have ever seen, so I would love his thoughts; @Ilovehotwhitestrippers I always enjoy your Dallas posts, reviews, and comments, so please chime-in on this discussion!

No bias whatsoever, because I myself spend a fair amount of time in Dallas and enjoy it. It's a fun and overall good city for clubs, but it doesn't crack the "Top 10", let alone the "Top 5", by any metric. No ego or "flexing" intended, but aside from extensive and significant travel outside of North America, there are very few states (in the US) and provinces (in CAN) that I haven't visited. I can honestly say that Dallas, while being fun and overall good as previously mentioned, is extremely overrated. The majority of Dallas' reputation and hype stems from the fact that it has Baby Dolls. No doubt, it's a very good club, but just like Dallas itself, Baby Dolls is also overrated; its consistently high ranking on the "Top 40" TUSCL list is taken too seriously by many people, as anyone that has traveled even a little will tell you that it's really not that special. Not to mention, 85% (if not more) of the clubs on that list aren't truly representative of the best clubs around. There is absolutely nothing that Baby Dolls offers that can't also be found in other clubs (in other cities, states, and provinces); the difference is that you can find it in greater abundance and quality (oftentimes even price) in other cities, states, and provinces.

If we go by "Extras" and "Mileage", Dallas maybe cracks the Top 20. If we go by "Luxury", Dallas shouldn't be on any lists, as it really only has three clubs that could be considered truly "luxury" (special shout-out to TMC because it's top-notch and I love it).

For a few of the folks that are Dallas fanatics and therefore undoubtedly bound to disagree with anything I just said, please be specific and unbiased in your reasoning; give us more than just "No! Dallas is the best! Baby Dolls is the best!" Because no sarcasm, I'm genuinely curious to hear your thoughts and rationale on why you rank Dallas so high.

To me "the best" is where I am having fun. I am close to Providence and in the Pompano area 4-5 weeks a year, so no interest in Dallas.

Nope.

Toronto

Montreal

Miami

Detroit

City of Industry

Phoenix

Pick 5 out of that, then you could start arguing about all the other cities I didn’t mention that would probably place higher than Dallas.

Top 15? Probably

Top 10? I could see the argument but many would disagree with that rating.

Is City of Industry really top 5?

Is Detroit still worthy of such a ranking?

What about Houston - making a big comeback after many years of shit

@shailynn Excellent list; 100% agree. Out of curiosity, do you mean the general Miami area, inclusive of Pompano and Hallandale? @skibum609 Providence and Pompano are definitely both Top 10. @rawhide2 Detroit is definitely deserving, and COI is still a hard #5. Houston is absolutely Top 10 in my opinion.

Yes.

@timmytrumpets9: Sorry, just now seeing this. I had too much fun yesterday (at the Dallas clubs), didn’t even check the discussion board.

#1 is wherever nicespice comes out of retirement.

Yes, Dallas is an amazing city. We are all entitled to our opinion, and my opinion is Dallas is the best (#1).

Baby Dolls is the best strip club in America. And then Dallas has a strip club for everyone, whatever you like. Do you want to have see heaven on earth? Go to Baby Dolls Dallas. Are you a high end loaded fucker, who likes a high end environment/girls? Go to Baby Dolls, The Lodge, The Men’s Club Dallas, or Spearmint Rhino Dallas. Do you love latinas? Go to Chicas Locas Dallas. Do you like hood/urban clubs? Go to XTC. Dallas has massive large strip clubs that would rank #10 here, and be one of the best in other cities (Silver City) (Spearmint Rhino North Dallas, yes we have 2 Spearmint Rhino’s in the same city.) Our shitty clubs are high end/massive/nice. Clubhouse just reopened last week so we’ll see how that goes (looks super high end.)

Dallas is also a very well developed city (real estate developers such as Trammell Crow) had a significant impact in the development of this city. Check out Uptown/Downtown Dallas. Very high end, beautifully laid out city (All of the hot boujie strippers love Dallas, and going out to all the high end restaurants.) Great weather (It’s 80 degrees outside right now as I right this.) Also has hot civies, as hot ladies from UT Austin, SMU, TCU, Texas A&M, Baylor, UNT, Texas Tech flood the city. It’s also has the best breastaurants in America (Tight Ends, Rowdy Cowboy.)

I’ve spent a lot of time researching different cities across the world, as we only have so much time here on Earth. I choose Dallas. To each their own!

I love Dallas.

We have a plethora of hot girls in Dallas currently, butttt, hot strippers if you’re reading this, come to Dallas. It’s the best.

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@shailynn I'm curious that you listed Phoenix. I read the reviews of clubs there as they come in, but haven't been to the clubs. Which ones do you prefer, and why?

Phoenix has the small shoebox Hi Liter, and the low mileage/way too dark/not enough girls working/slow club Bourbon Street. And then a ton of other shitty strip clubs. Not a good strip city.

Detroit has declined, with the changing ownership or closure of some of the main clubs in the metro area and on 8 mile. It used to be 10-15 yrs ago that the Flight Club was one of premier clubs in the country but last I was there its a ghost of the halcyon days - few dancers or customers. And Penthouse Club closed long time ago. I would think that the Tampa metro area would be worthy of consideration though I understand that the landscape has also changed. Dallas has traditionally had alot of clubs and lots of variety, would also think that South Florida would be provide a good environment for clubs.

I wouldn't put Dallas in the top 5, I also wouldn't put Montreal or City of Industry there either.

My top 5: Pompano/Hallendale Toronto (but really Mississuagua) or however the f you spell it) Detroit (I guess really the airport area) Phoenix Providence (but Rhode Island dolls was the only consistent place for extras)

Miami would be 6 and Dallas would be 7. Probably Austin 8. I haven't been to Seattle, but I suspect it might be top 5 based on reviews. Detroit and Pompano and Toronto are S tier with Detroit barely making it. Pompano is the clear #1.

^ That's got to be a joke, right? RI Dolls is not an extras place, despite there being several within a half hour drive of there.

There is no way that Phoenix and Providence are better than Montreal

That’s also a very vague question OP. Be more specific. Top 5 in terms of mileage? Club facilities? # of clubs? # of dancers? Talent within the clubs? The actual city itself?

These city threads are pointless, and this topic has been beaten to death. Just google “best strip club cities TUSCL,” visit some, read some reviews, and form your own opinion.

Dallas isn't even in my top 20. For starters, the last time I was there, too many of the clubs were looking like Little Havana. That definitely includes Baby Dolls, which is fine for the beer and hot dog crowd that it caters to, but not so great for guys who like extended sexy interaction.

But beyond that, I find the Dallas clubs to be a bit too gimmicky for my tastes. Once again BBD tops that list, but others are in the discussion too.

Give me small city clubs anytime. Lexington, Greenville (SC), Tulsa, Jacksonville, Fort Worth, Providence, Milwaukee, Memphis, S. CT (multiple small cities), etc. These and others are places large enough to support a healthy club environment, yet small enough to be down to earth. They are also expensive enough that girls need to earn some money from the clubs, but not so much that what they want is out of hand. In places like this, opportunities abound.