Lions are too free to have their way with Wildebeast.
This has to stop now. Perhaps the orange strong man can help them? I propose a 30% tariff on all Whiskey from Kentucky until Wildebeasts are treated with more respect.
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Wildebeast bill of rights
Jan 28, 2025, 11:01 PM
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Being tacofied by rick-level lions is the only way wildebeest can get into wildebeest Valhalla. Don't fuck with an ungulate's religion already.
@ blahblah If you seek to punish the Lion with tarrifs, you're a little off target. Jack Daniel's is from Tennessee. Lol
===> "I propose a 30% tariff on all Whiskey from Kentucky..."
What sort of blasphemy is this?! Evil heathen! 😳
^^ Agreed. String him up!
Some of you fuckers really have your priorities all out of whack.
If they wanna do tariffs on auto parts and rare earth minerals, so be it. The yuppies can keep their old cars and cell phones for a while longer.
Life saving equipment shipped in from overseas? Fuck em, they'll live...or maybe not, but fuck em anyway.
But any of your motherfuckers screw with my whiskey and there'll be Hell to pay! I'll burn a cross made of petrified MAGA hats on the front lawn of the White House! 👿
The proposed tariff is just a bargaining chip to force Kentuckians to quit having sex with wildebeest.
