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Who decided to ruin search engines?

Jan 20, 2026, 12:30 AM
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Rightfield
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No matter what search terms I use on pornhub, the first page always has a shot of someone skinny wearing a ballet outfit revealing their penis and jacking off.

(And no, that's not what I hoped to see.)

And in the non-perverted world, Amazon and Esty search results are just as distracted. Apparently they think they can make me buy a bunch of crap I don't want if they only taunt me with it.

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rickthelion

@Rightfieldape, are you sure you’re not into pre-op tranny ballerinas jackin’ it?

Modern AI is pretty sophisticated. My searches of the interwebs only yield rickish things.

I just did an experiment. I searched for the least rickish drink possible - the passionfruit martini. Can you think of a less rickish drink? I can’t and I’m a frickin’ genius.

Anyhoo…this is the recipe that came up:

4 oz passion fruit vodka 2 oz passion fruit juice 1 oz freshly squeezed lime juice 1 oz simple syrup 4 fresh passion fruits, halved 2 oz sparkling wine or prosecco

But then my trusty home assistant Nala - the lion-y version of Alexa - spoke up and said “rick, since you’re a frickin’ rick substitute Jack for that fruity vodka. And leave out the passionfruit shit because who wants that in their Jack. And ditch the simple because only fags want sugary Jack. And the lime is okay but leave out the frickin’ prosecco. Who wants that in their Jack? And since you’re basically drinkin’ Jack just leave out the lime as well…”

Maybe you should do an experiment - ask your Alexa “what do I dig?” Just don’t be too surprised if it says “pre-op tranny ballerinas jackin’ off.” ROAR!!!

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TherealBudBundy

Never was crazy about pornhub or anything like that, I didn't like seeing some dude's throbbing cock as an ad while watching something.

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Iknowbetter

I can’t get pornhub down here in the free state of Florida, but I often get unsolicited ads for things I’ve been talking about or thinking about. So I have to agree with @Rick on this one. The AI search bots might be exposing OP’s latent feelings. But we don’t judge here.

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PAWG_Patrol

Haven't used Pornhub in forever because I refuse to do the age verification thing. Really happy to have an Empornium account. Torrents of high quality scenes the same day they come out. Saves me thousands on porn sites and OnlyFans.

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sushiman

@Iknowbetter Use a VPN and you should be able to get it. I did...

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mtnboy49

Google is not your friend!

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Always funny to see someone tell on themselves with their suggested ads

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