Gangbangs: You Never Get Invited

I know I am kinda jealous.

I’d be jealous too.

No. Why would I want other dicks in the room?

As Bill Engvall would say, “Here’s your sign!”

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What kind of gimboid wants to be invited to an everyday gangbang?

As a rick I regularly attend rickbangs. But you can’t handle a rickbang. Some sexy female hairless ape doing a lion, a shark, a coconut crab, and a dugan…that shit would blow your frickin’ mind. ROAR!!!

I'd feel relieved, even grateful. Nobody could laugh and point.

I remember a trip to one of my old favorite clubs years ago where some guy came up to me and told me I could go bang his wife. She was taking on all comers at the motel down the street. It could have been a good time, but I passed because one of my favorites let me bang her.

@DandyDan: Bang known hottie, or bang unknown rando wife?

Easy call.

@georgmicrodong Some random wife. She was one of those ladies the strippers would pull up onstage and take her top off. That happened there all the time. After awhile, I didn't think anything of it. You usually don't get to bang chicks llike that, though.