Time to present an honorary award. I suppose this explains why these 2 guys are landscapers instead of CEOs or doctors...
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Nov 13, 2025, 9:03 PM
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I don't think they're even qualified to be landscapers. Ditch diggers, sure -- landscapers? Probably not.
I can't even... Just: why?
A Darwin award would have been if they pointed the gun at each others' groins instead of faces.
Reminds me of when I worked in a hospital for 2 years to fulfill my military obligation 1968-1970. I worked for an old nun, and it was miserable. The guy who worked in the morgue had the best job, he had very little work and was always on break. Well, he brought his gun to work and was showing it to his friend. Of course he shot it, got fired, and his job went up for bids. I got it, and it was the best job anyone could have.
'I don't think they're even qualified to be landscapers. '
Actually I 100% agree with you. I was going to refer to them as lawn/grass cutters but since the article referred to them as landscapers I played along.
Too muns ago I couldn't even spell lanscapper. Now I are won!