Weird conversations

I’d say every interaction we’ve had with you on this site is weird.

Come on Ski. Pm me the dancer if it was in RI.

^^I cannot wait for you and your scumbag illegal relatives to be deported back to your shithole country. Get aids.

I had a dancer go from a really fun conversation about TV and Marvel movies straight to spouting the most bizarre Qanon conspiracies. Got whiplash going from talking about The Avengers to adrenochrome harvesting. Sadly, the LD didn't make up for it.

There was a recent thread asking HB about vegan strippers. The one I referenced in my comment takes her vegan commitment way too seriously. I used to joke with her that I’d like to take her out for a steak, and it would actually piss her off. No sense of humor at all, so now I just steer clear of awkward conversations while I stroke her bush and try to suck her tits. Your girl sounds like a psycho, that wouldn’t work for me at all.

Sadly it sounds like she was jonesing for a fix when she first came upon you and needed fast $$$ to make it happen. Then, once she got hooked up and was feeling better, came back upon you in a better mood and didn't remember what she did an hour earlier.

Again it's sad, but this stuff happens. I suspect that this girl is on the short ride to a crash and burn. When you next see her, look carefully to see if her makeup is covering some candy acne.

^That sounds about right. Or she's morphing into Joe Biden.

"Got whiplash going from talking about The Avengers to adrenochrome harvesting."

i am truly impressed that there's actually a dancer that's heard about this. she has some depth to her.

^ Anyone ever tell you if you’ve nothing nice to say shut your mouth

Another gratifying reason to write the words “SkiDumb” confirmed!

What sticks in my head are dancers with unusual interests for a girl that age. One time I had one tell me she has watched every episode of the old Twilight Zone television series. I had another tell me her favorite singer was Ella Fitzgerald. A third told me she worked days as a truck mechanic and really likes it. Another told me she was a classically trained pianist. Another told me likes bluegrass music. Another told me she liked Czech folk art. Another told me she was a libertarian Ron Paul fan. Another said she goes deer hunting. Another told me she likes to read books about Alexander Hamilton. Another told me she really likes to eat snails.

I’ve had my share of strange interactions with strippers. Not to sound condescending, but it goes with the territory, where alcohol and drug abuse, as well as mental illness is prevalent. Add in language barrier, things getting lost in translation, and differing demographic and social norms, and its easy to see how you could be playing kissy face one minute and get a drink thrown at you the next.

Some of the shit that dancers have told me:

One incredibly beautiful girl, who was usually a fun treat to visit, decided one drunken night to share a story about how she was raped - while she was sharing a chair with me no less.

Another told me that she was molested by her father.

Yet another told me that he Dad pimped her out to his friends when she was 14.

One girl told me that the reason her Dad kept stopping by the club was to get money from her for drugs.

Most recent, a girl perhaps thought that it was a good sales pitch to tell me that she lives with a females partner and hasn't had dick in 5 years. I believed her given what I've seen and heard from her ITC over the last couple of years. Maybe she thought this would make her feel like a challenge, but instead it just turned me off. IME, even when one manages to entice a girl like this OTC, she ends up being stiff and having a lot of rules to protect or reserve stuff for her partner. No thanks.

I won't even get into the more mundane stories I've heard from multiple girls over the years involving dependent useless parents, baby daddy drama, stints in prison and domestic violence.

Sorry about the big font. I was trying to separate comments by putting a - between each line. Apparently that must be code for enlarged and bolded font. My bad.

I will always believe that Icey and Matey are the same thing. Both are stupid, haven't come up with a new insult in years and have sex with minors.

Weirdest conversation I’ve ever had with a girl in a strip club, is one very goth looking gal told me she was a Wiccan, and proceeded to tell about being a member of a coven, about halfway through I was so weirded out that I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and left the club.

Sounds like the OP's dancer owed a shit-ton in taxes this year

I had a dancer tell me she just returned to working in the club and the regular customers she once had are now dead. I didn't want to risk having her getting into the details so I distanced myself as quickly as I could.

I've had a lot of weird conversations with dancers. Some may remember the story I related when a near-10 CF at Vixens gave me a long line of strippershit about being abused by the drunken owner, at the same time fielding phone calls from her baby daddy about where to find the kids' food or something. I've had another long-acquaintance stripper give me basically the same line of bullshit that the OP received. She's the one that got cut loose for being a chronic lousy drunk. There was another travelling stripper who locked me down and spent 90 minutes telling me about introducing her BF and cub to BDSM conventions. Probably the weirdest would be the one who took undid my pants, took my cock out, and began stroking me in plain view of the whole club while talking about how we were in a privacy bubble and one could see us.

@rick are you saying she lived with a female partner, had a girlfriend?

You brought up an interesting point of “ ends up being stiff and having a lot of rules to protect or reserve stuff for her partner. No thanks”

There are girls with male boyfriends who are also like that. Have you figured out how to vet them or found signs to look out for? I avoid American girls entirely if i found out they have a boyfriend, whether he knows or not. Latinas and other foreign women like eastern europeans, seem less likely to have rules even if they have a bf

maybe there's an actual advantage to NOT speaking the same language.

^ HAHA!

Last year at the Topeka Sports Cabaret, weeknight, I stopped in on my way home from Philly. Place had 2 girls, 2 PLs at the bar, 1 person at a table and no one dancing. One girl got on stage, no one watched but me. She finished, came down and starting chatting it up with me. She was young, maybe early 20s, and TALL, in heels she was like 6'3", no heels more like 5'10". She went on and on and on about how bad she had it in high school from 8th grade. Then, onto how she is working on her "life." All the time her hand was on my thigh. I had no idea what to say aside from , "glad things are shaping up for you." It was weird. I had no idea what WTH was going on. She didn't seem high or drunk, just kind of goofy. Her name was something like Amera. I did get a good LD from her, very handsy. Just a weird chat session that went on for 15 minutes; during the LD she didn't say much. Gave me a big hug after she put her heels back on and buried my face in her Bs.

From your narrative I'm pretty sure that she didn't recognize you the second time around. I can see that, if she's not particuarly visually oriented. I'm generally happy if she can converse in complete sentences, and I'm delighted when I find a stripper who has some genuine intellectual knowledge and interests, which happens more often than you might expect.

My favorite was a conversation in Vegas with a hot goth chick about her pet ferrets. The strangest one was a dancer who offered a table dance, stood there vacantly for a couple of minutes and then wandered off.

I had a Palomino dancer share that her dad was a pimp and wrote a book. Pulled it up on her phone and showed me a "book about him." I didn't care if it was true or not, but just let her babble about her past while looking at her body. We did a dance or two. Palomino Vegas.

I also had conversations which were strange, but also quite interesting. There was a stripper who joined me at my table and began talking about her "dildo collection" and the pro and cons of each type. And how she was so embarrassed when she forgot to put them away and visitors saw the collection on her living room table. Then there was a stripper who after a VIP said she's seen a lot of dicks and would like a picture of my dick. Unfortunately, she didn't bring her camera. I didn't think sending her a dick picture would be a good idea.

@skibum I've certainly had a few conversations/interactions over the years that were a bit "out there"... (cue the Twilight Zone music)

I guess the first one that comes to mind was this dancer who I had done three dances with, but then I wasn't interested in any more dances because her personality just wasn't doing anything for me. Cute as a button, but there was nothing else to hold my interest.

So...on another night later that week, she watches me do 30 dances with another girl, who was not only cute AF, but with a great personality to match. Well, at one point, my dancer and I are taking a short break in our dances, about halfway through, with ALL of her gear still there, so it's damn obvious that she's coming right back to me...but "crazy girl" was NOT deterred! As soon as my dancer was in the dressing room, there she was, taking a seat right next to me and asking for dances. When I told her that I was already committed for dances, she proceeds to have what could only be described as a total meltdown. Honestly, I can't even remember most of what she said, but it was an odd combination of sad, funny, and annoying all at the same time. The part that I do remember was the incredibly dramatic "I NEED SOMEONE TO COMMIT TO MEEEEEEEEEEE" that she let out, naturally while on the verge of tears... I'm going to go way out on a limb here and say that drugs and/or alcohol was probably just a tiny factor in all of this silly ass drama...lol

Oh, and a couple of days later, as I was leaving the club, I had no sooner put my car in reverse, looked over to my left, and there she was in a vehicle with (I assume) her boyfriend. I gave her a polite smile and simple wave as I'm backing up, and in return, she gave me this harsh stare down that had just an incredible amount of contempt, especially considering how brief it was...lol

Thankfully, I never saw her again...

Weirdest "convo" was at Mario's, probably between 10 or 15 years ago. Two Providence girls worked there, allegedly "friends," and I would get dances from both. One day I'm sitting with dancer A and she's telling me about how she's dating this woman, and stripper B is mad jealous. At some point stripper B comes up and starts insulting stripper A-- it’s obvious at this point that B is totally drunk. A stands up, and B swings at her, but falls over as she swings, and they are all tangled up on the floor. I backed away slowly all the way to the parking lot. I think the tension was caused by what stripper A was telling me about romantic stuff, but also partly because they were competing over customers. I looked on social media later and found that the "girl" they were fighting over was this fat, masculine bull rapper.

The weirdest and shortest conversation was about 25 years ago at the Columbia SC Platinum Plus. I was getting a lap dance in a communal dance room when the Asian dancer I was getting a dance from asked me "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your savior". That ended the dance right there. Got up and left the club. Later I phoned the club and told the manager what took place. He said it was not the first time. Never saw her again.

@ClubFan81077 I've got way to many stories to remember just one but you reminded me of a girl who fell right off the crazy train. She was just a little bit older and not ugly but not my type. She had thrown herself at me for a while asking me repeatedly to take her out into the real world. I wasn't interested and was seeing another dancer in the club. One day Miss Crazy asked me for just one dance and I declined. She completely lost it. Crying and yelling that nobody wanted her and everyone wanted the girl I was seeing. They came and took her to the back kicking and screaming the whole way. Never saw her again.

I had a dancer who I liked and who seem to really like me start asking me if I had kids, how old they were, what they looked like, etc. as she was about to make me cum during a hot and heavy ITC session. Oh, I came like crazy but it fucking weirded me out after the fact.

I’ve had a couple dancers tell me their moms were also dancers.

Wait… that’s hot and made me hard immediately so I guess not that weird.

I'm having a hard time reading the site I can't read skis 1st post but yeah some of these women are fucking nuts.

Follies had a mother working there with her 2 daughters and 2 nieces.

Studme’s LDK is not weird, what is weird is resisting the LDK. When you have a sexy hot woman on your lap trying to satisfy you, then you let her. What’s weird is not accepting the special attention these girls give you during a lap dance, because that’s just gay.

Bipolar disorder

I had a long time favorite, knew her for a few years. This conversation was maybe 8-10 years ago.

Nice girl. Early 40's I'd say, but looked younger, supporting two daughters. Totally normal, or so it seemed. She rarely drank more than one or two tequilas. One night she got a little shit-faced and started talking about her childhood in Brazil. By the 4th tequila, she started telling me about her dog when she was a child.

Loved the dog, dog loved her, blah blah blah. Well, one day she's petting and cuddling the little guy when the red rocket came out. She was just a little girl and had no idea what it was. Thinking it was something bad, she grabbed hold of it and sliced it off with a steak knife.

In hindsight, I wish I would have followed up with more questions. Like, first of all, how terrible was his reaction to what happened? Did the dog even survive? If he did, was he still nice to you after that? But I was so dumbfounded by what she said, I just didn't know what to say. The one thing I DIDN'T do was go for my usual lap dance with her that night, where BBBJ was the norm. Eventually I did get back to some intimate LDs with her, but every time she sucked my dick after that, I thought about that poor dog.

^^^ And we have a winner. @misterorange

@BabyDoc Oh my...you know it's bad when security has to physically remove the dancer! My dancer left voluntarily, but it sounds like yours had no intention of going quietly! lol

@shadowcat Just a hunch, but maybe one day that dancer will reappear in a club somewhere, but this time as one of the "church ladies" bringing food to the dancers... :)

Ha ha Mr. O. A lot to unpack there.

Damn mister orange, a girl like that would give me nightmares. 😱

Christ her name wasn't Lorraine wasn't

orange,

should've bought her more shots of that tequila. i wonder what the parents' reaction was. by the 6 or 7th shot she probably would have mentioned like she was a wanted fugitive for being some kinda serial killer.