Girls in bikinis are dangerous
I felt the snow to see what I had landed on. A sharp rock, but no puncture, no blood. Wtf? I pulled my phone out of my coat, as the screen faded to nothingness, I saw the number "44". What did all this mean I thought as I pulled snow out of my coat (warm day, zipper 2/3 down), about 10 snowballs worth. I then recalled the pretty blonde in the bright blue bikini top and daisy dukes. Fucking love spring skiing. I was in a tuck, racing through the soft snow towards the super bravo lift when I saw her.
I saw the girl. Looked hard. She was gorgeous in a blue bikini top and daisy dukes. She was headed for the Gatekeepr lift. My head said keep the tuck head for super bravo, the little head said fuck you stupid, follow the babe!!!!!. My left ski headed for one lift, my right ski to the other, follow the babe. The tips crossed and down went the little head.
Now I knew what the 44 meant. It was my skiing app I saw as my phone died. 44 was my speed when i landed on the phone, which saved me from the pointy rock. Old people need to avoid falling in the bathtub, so I assumed we also need to avoid falling at high speed. I am not worried. the doctor said it would be less than 2 weeks, and I would probably be able raise my arm to shoulder height. Love pretty girls in bikinis. Love girls in Daisy Dukes, but they are dangerous. So, the next time I am skiing fast and see a pretty girl....I will do the same damn thing. So worth it lol.
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last commentGlad you didn't end up breaking your pole!😉
I'm glad to hear that you're not banged up too badly! Hopefully everything heals up relatively quickly!
Out of curiosity, did the bikini girl have a vantage point where she might have been able to see all of this go down?
Also, remember that ABC "Agony of Defeat" intro they used to run??? Is it possible that the skier in that clip ALSO spotted a girl wearing a bikini and daisy dukes??? :)
I would say she and no less than 200 people had a bird's eye view of one of the most spectacular high speed falls I have taken since 1981. I saw her 2 hours later skiing, so hot. The best part is I can chew food on the right side of my mouth again. Friday dinner has been the last time prior to just now lol.
We get Daisy Dukes and bikini tops in Springtime skiing in Colorado. Where were you at? Sounds like Stowe. I've had a couple buddies do Mt Washington, not me though.
Close to Stowe. This was at Sugarbush, my New England favorite. Bikinis and Daisy Dukes around here are rarer than Liz Warren smilig.
Girls in bikinis are dangerous. Thus, strip clubs are safer than bikini bars, and evening gown clubs are safer than where the dancers wander around in underwear and lingerie.
@skibum if she witnessed the fall, I wonder if she realized that you checking her out was the culprit?!?
My guess is she dressed to make sure everyone was checking her out and knew it well.
In a perfect world, maybe she would have raced over to you and given you CPR? 😉