It means that the dancer is a lesbian who is waiting for an old man like Shadowfart to help her switch teams. Lesbians dancers can only do this if the following conditions are met:
Must hate all body mods. (tattoos, piercings, scarification, implants)
Incontenance
Viagra User
Cheap (demands his AARP discount)
Must be a Racist Sexist Homophobic Bigot
Must own and wear in public pervert pants. (silk shorts, crusty)
Then, and only then, can a one nipple pierced lesbian dancer be "re-educated."
It means they did not have enough cash to get both of them pierced, which means they will try their "Wanna dance?" routine twice as hard so that they can get the other one pierced.
BTW, I thought there was supposedly significance when guys had only one ear pierced and if it was the right ear, that meant he was gay, and if it was the left, he was straight, or maybe I have that backwards.
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Must hate all body mods. (tattoos, piercings, scarification, implants)
Incontenance
Viagra User
Cheap (demands his AARP discount)
Must be a Racist Sexist Homophobic Bigot
Must own and wear in public pervert pants. (silk shorts, crusty)
Then, and only then, can a one nipple pierced lesbian dancer be "re-educated."
Hmmmm . . . now I can see why shadowcat is surrounded by a minimum of six hot desperate dancers, willing to honor AARP discounts, at all times. :)
Way to go shadowcat!
An aside: I tried flashing my AARP discount card and 9 out of 10 dancers gave me the middle finger. :(
BTW, I thought there was supposedly significance when guys had only one ear pierced and if it was the right ear, that meant he was gay, and if it was the left, he was straight, or maybe I have that backwards.