Is there any significence when a stripper only wears one nipple ring?

good question. I couldn't make the PP meet-up, need more lead time to get my boss to give me time off. How did it go?

It means you are free to suck the other one.

It means that the dancer is a lesbian who is waiting for an old man like Shadowfart to help her switch teams. Lesbians dancers can only do this if the following conditions are met:

Must hate all body mods. (tattoos, piercings, scarification, implants)

Incontenance

Viagra User

Cheap (demands his AARP discount)

Must be a Racist Sexist Homophobic Bigot

Must own and wear in public pervert pants. (silk shorts, crusty)

Then, and only then, can a one nipple pierced lesbian dancer be "re-educated."

Hmmmm . . . now I can see why shadowcat is surrounded by a minimum of six hot desperate dancers, willing to honor AARP discounts, at all times. :)

Way to go shadowcat!

An aside: I tried flashing my AARP discount card and 9 out of 10 dancers gave me the middle finger. :(

I think it just means it was too painful to get the other one done.

It means they did not have enough cash to get both of them pierced, which means they will try their "Wanna dance?" routine twice as hard so that they can get the other one pierced.

BTW, I thought there was supposedly significance when guys had only one ear pierced and if it was the right ear, that meant he was gay, and if it was the left, he was straight, or maybe I have that backwards.

chandler: You must know who I am talking about. What do you think?