His only hope is to toss his phone under a bus + "Why didn't I turn on my locator? Because my phone got crushed by a taxi when I fumbled it into the street."
No way would I EVER let anyone track me with that bullshit. You gotta be some kind of wussy to allow that.
I won't even sign up for the advanced GPS shit in my new car because it includes some automatic accident detection crap. Yeah sure, that's just what I need. Driving home half shit-faced from the club, run over a stop sign or a mail box, and then my own car calls the cops on me. Not happening.
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His only hope is to toss his phone under a bus + "Why didn't I turn on my locator? Because my phone got crushed by a taxi when I fumbled it into the street."
I won't even sign up for the advanced GPS shit in my new car because it includes some automatic accident detection crap. Yeah sure, that's just what I need. Driving home half shit-faced from the club, run over a stop sign or a mail box, and then my own car calls the cops on me. Not happening.