Low-end high-mileage fun clubs
Jakson
While so many strip clubs are high-priced Barbie dolls and champagne clubs, I am a big fan of the low-price high mileage clubs and will compromise a lot on what the girl looks like.
For mileage I like a lot of mutual touching over and even under (++) but weirdly enough I don’t like to do extras. I prefer to leave the club ready for my nocturnal adventure.
For price I would love to go with 5 per dance and happy with 10 but seldom will do 20.
Some of my favorite places are in Akron, Hiphugger in Kokomo and Tucson clubs.
Yes I have been with some very skanky ladies but they made the little one feel very good.
Anyone else feel the same way? If so, any places you recommend?
For mileage I like a lot of mutual touching over and even under (++) but weirdly enough I don’t like to do extras. I prefer to leave the club ready for my nocturnal adventure.
For price I would love to go with 5 per dance and happy with 10 but seldom will do 20.
Some of my favorite places are in Akron, Hiphugger in Kokomo and Tucson clubs.
Yes I have been with some very skanky ladies but they made the little one feel very good.
Anyone else feel the same way? If so, any places you recommend?
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Blaze in Atlanta has $5 lappers, provided you love AA women like I do.
There are a couple cheap extras places but you said that isn't your thing.
But what's your idea of "cheap" extras?
Damn....Jakson been around the block a few times!
"What do you call a hot girl in Maine?"
"A tourist!"
It's true that many (maybe most) of the Cubans at Vivide will not pretend to be into the dances. Often to the point of scrolling on their phones while dancing, or carrying on conversations with other dancers while dancing.
I will give regulars 10-15 seconds to check on their watches or phones because I know their family situations and they may need to check in with someone. All reasonable. But a girl sitting there scrolling IG while giving me a dance? Put a stop to that shit immediately. You train people how to treat you and if you tolerate that it tells them that you're ok being disrespected. That's even more important in a situation where you're on a date or seeking a relationship with a woman. If she does it, it's a gift, because it gives you a chance to check her, and will probably get her VJ wet. Yes, doubters, it really does work that way.
The only club I've been to with $5 dances is Strokers (ATL burbs). But dancers there will only do lap dances begrudgingly, if at all. They generally much prefer the dolla throw customers.
Vivide is my go to club in ATL. (That may change given that the cops are now dogging them for some unknown reason.) I just get $10 dances, no VIP. But I always tip 50% or more. It bothers me that, in the $5 or 10% dance clubs I've seen, it's all black and immigrant dancers. I don't care about a dancer's race or where she was born, so I don't feel OK about shorting them because of that. But, I do get the impression that dancers at Vivide make more from lap dancing than the typical dancer at clubs charging $20+ per dance. The club seems to attract a good number of customers who will spend much more, when their money translates into more dance time. As oppose to customers who spend over $100 on drinks, then only get 1 or 2 dances.
The Lap Dance Parade. Way back in the day, in the 1990s in Toronto, at several clubs but especially in the afternoons and weekday evenings in the City proper not the suburbs, f.e. at House of Lancaster II on Bloor Street, they had the Parade. The DJ would run some kind of syntho-tune or an extended dance mix (or Stairway to Heaven, of course) that had no identifiable duration, the girls would sit on your lap, mostly without even asking, and start grinding, and approximately every three or two minutes, the DJ would just yell "switch" and the girls would get up and walk to the next guy, repeat about six times. Expert customers would corral their next girl while still getting the previous lapper from the previous girl. Always a fun time. At HoLan II they started it with "Baby Elephant Walk" so all the girls knew the signal, ROFL, they'd sprint to their fave's tables when that thing came on the speakers. Great way to interview the girl of your choice about what kind of service in the lap-dance rooms later. Extreme horniness guaranteed, because (a) all the other dudes in the room were all horned up so it was like watching a goddamned porno except live and in person, (b) you got guaranteed girl variety because "switch!" came around almost too often, (c) you anticipated (always a stimulating experience) the next girl but also AT THE SAME TIME you enjoyed the current girl. Stimulus overload. The cost was $5 Canadian for each of these mini-lappers and everything was full-straddle hands-on-tits. You could keep your girl for more than one at the "switch" if you wanted, even better! But beware nipple sucking, you don't know which other guy's slobber is already on there.
The dirty Af-Am clubs of the South. Plenty of Black clubs from 1995 to about 2005 or even 2010 had full-service in the side booths. The girls were "ghetto" style, these were the first places I ever saw the "twerk" thing (which kind of annoys me, it lacks attentiveness or skill to simply slam the ass fat around for a few minutes). I recall a club near the Fed Ex airport in Memphis on a street called "Lamb" something, you could get in and out for under $50 as long as you were known not to be a copper. Very accommodating. I would definitely call them "low-end high-mileage."
Thank you. I have been noticing the same problem along racial lines in the clubs. Its my opinion that predominantly white clubs (at least in the south) charge more for lapdances and as a result, maintain less clientele. In Huntsville Alabama, we recently increased the price of all of our lap dance experiences by 50%. I posted about this earlier this year. DM me if you want to know more.
This is contrasted to Latino and Black clubs, where base prices are lower, and only VIP is expensive. But the cheap dances mean more dance time. And the expensive VIP are often WELL WORTH IT for obvious reasons. I'm not saying the White clubs are inferior, they just offer a different experience. I see my money going farther in Latino/Black clubs. They generally focus more on being customer oriented.
White clubs in the past decade (you old timers can correct me) are being more dancer focused on their business model. The issue is that less men will go due to the higher prices or cut back significantly like me. So dancers basically have to either depend primarily on regulars (moreso than usual) or be pushy on the few guys who do come.
I will admit that I haven't been to weekend session in Huntsville since the price increased. So I will have to judge after doing my rounds.