They have a huge stockpile of eye drops for the hangovers. news.yahoo.com
They have a huge stockpile of eye drops for the hangovers. news.yahoo.com
Imma share my rickish New Year’s resolutions - my ricksolutions if you will. And you should view ‘em as rick solutions to your lives. 1. Drink more Jack. Hell…this rick put some Jack in his bubbly for the New Year’s toa...
a little over 30 years of going to the strip clubs i've never seen a dancer, bartender or waitress with a black eye. knew a couple of dancers that had bruises on their shoulders from getting assaulted by shithead bouncer...
Not looking for extras at all. Just got back from a dud of a trip to Vegas. Sapphire/Rhino have always been tourist traps, sure, but I was always able to score some good floor dances albeit for $40 each or 3 for $100. ...
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fight-downtown-minneapolis-strip-club-150801967.html...
Since moving to America I’ve come to the conclusion that most of y’all are frickin’ crazy. What else would you call a culture that has as its holiest day a celebration that involves removing a sleepy ground squirrel fr...
You'll hear it often... "They don't actually like you. They just want your money." "It's all fantasy. They're just selling fantasy." A dancer once told me "I love dick, and I love money." Two things can be true at ...
One thing I loved about strip clubbing in the past was the high percentage of strip clubs that were independent businesses, usually being only one location. Some were run by the same family over multiple generations. The...
I am wondering in your own words what are some states and / or cities that have some or all of the right ingredients for having a truly kickass strip club scene but for whatever reason be it cultural, zoning restrictions...
This rick is always up for watching hairless apes do stupid shit, like eat a tetrahydrozoline and meatball sandwich. However, there are funnier ways to make somebody shit themselves. For example, as a frickin’ lion I simply purchase some extra strength colon blow and knock on some damn dirty ape’s door. When the ape answers I say “hey ape, eat this stuff or I go all wildebeest on your ass.”
But y’all should remember the rick motto that it is okay to be an asshole but you should avoid being 100% a dick. I only do that trick if there is a good reason. I mean really, it is one thing if I don’t like somebody’s face or something but I’m not going to make some totally random schmo shit himself. ROAR!!!