Little-Known Rick Dangers

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Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
They have a huge stockpile of eye drops for the hangovers. https://news.yahoo.com/florida-man-smoth…

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rickthelion
a year ago
This rick is always up for watching hairless apes do stupid shit, like eat a tetrahydrozoline and meatball sandwich. However, there are funnier ways to make somebody shit themselves. For example, as a frickin’ lion I simply purchase some extra strength colon blow and knock on some damn dirty ape’s door. When the ape answers I say “hey ape, eat this stuff or I go all wildebeest on your ass.”

But y’all should remember the rick motto that it is okay to be an asshole but you should avoid being 100% a dick. I only do that trick if there is a good reason. I mean really, it is one thing if I don’t like somebody’s face or something but I’m not going to make some totally random schmo shit himself. ROAR!!!
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