Seasonal Club discussion (because it's what I mostly enjoy)

I think Rick took over James account.

Muddy, this may be your change to ask that porn star for a $1,000 session again, maybe she’ll bite this time if you take a shower.

Clubs have been increasingly scarce of customers even in recent weeks. I suspect the number of girls working will increase, and the number of customers will decrease (but potentially offset by some guys getting depressed and lonely as the holidays approach).

What remains to be seen is whether the girls try harder to make our experiences memorable, or if they play the "woe is me...my kids won't have a good Christmas if I don't make money soon" card.

Damn, this post really makes me want to find a way to make it to TJ this year to spread some holiday cheer amongst the chicas.

When I went today there definitely were more girls than normal for a Sunday, with a reasonable number of dudes. The mood of the girls seemed ok. Seems like it's been kind of slow with girls picking up extra shifts meaning there are more girls fighting for the same customers.

And yeah, my brain likes to analyze systems and I think Strip Clubs are a really good economic indicator.

^ Hilarious. Me too.

When I'm at the club and the PL/dancer ratio is high, I think: "this sucks, but is a positive economic indicator"

When the PL/dancer ratio is low, I have more fun, but think: "these conditions indicate the economy is poor"

Remember, seasonal changes impact different regions differently. As clubs up north thin out, south Florida's fill up.

@Dolfan, what time of year do things typically pick up in SoFla? I'm recently back from trip where I visited a few places, and I was surprised at how slow things were during the day. At both BT and Tootsie's it felt like there was a few locals, but I was the only Turisto there. I have no complaints about this, there were still plenty of dancers.

^ per my experience of living here for 26 years it usually gets busy after Halloween, and after Thanksgiving, it becomes very busy with heavy traffic, restaurants having long waits for a table, the clubs all jumping with activity, and it doesn’t slow down much until mid February then picks up again for a couple of weeks for spring break before the season ends about mid April.

That sounds about right. I'd say it bottoms out after Labor day, then starts picking up between Halloween & Thanksgiving. By Christmas it's pretty much peaked out until Valentines day. It starts slowing down around Easter and drops off significantly after Memorial Day, where it slowly gets slower till bottoming out around Labor Day again.

It's mostly driven by weather though, some people time their moves with the Holidays but most simply come to where its warm once its cold where they're from. If its a warm fall or cold spring it could get delayed, or be early if the weather turns the other way.

There's obviously events that can make things tougher to predict, like the Miami boat show is usually in Feb & it'll drive a few empty days & a few busy nights. Or a concert/music festival nearby will have similar impacts, for example EDC in Orlando this past weekend probably pulled a bunch of strippers out of our clubs but didn't pull as many customers. But last week and this week will probably have more than usual strippers as they tried to prepare for and recover from that expense.

It's a real wierd economy. A lot folks are getting there cars repoed right now (I'm sure plenty of strippers are caught up in all that) Might be a good time be chasing strippers right now they need to find another car.

Judging by my most recent visit to my local club they are in a "hiring" phase in preparation for the anticipated rise in business

Was there actually a rise in business?

Or.was the club just hiring more girls to collect more stage fees?

A lot of businesses in Florida hire in November for the tourist season

Of course, the economy is fine. It's perfect because Bidenomics (spending billions you don't have) is working. Things have never been better. In fact, if you look at the economic news of today and the economic news of August 1929, you would be amazed at the similarities. The economy is simply just as good as way back then.

In reality, anyone who thinks that the average American is not getting absolutely killed is this economy, and suffering, must be the type of fucking douchebag who thinks that all Americans have housekeepers because they are too fucking special to do their own god damn chores. Left-wingers are nothing more than semen stains on an old mattress.

^ this coming from someone who gauges the economy by looking at his clients statements? The same clients who obviously don’t have their shit together and managed to destroy their committment to marriage!! That’s some barometer of the health of the US economy….

Of course we’ve always known your just a 2-but cock sucking whore, so there’s that standard to factor

^your parents should have been spayed and neutered before your birth. My clients are the exact same people that the vermin known as progressives use and abuse, while pretending to support. Was that two-bit cock sucking whore a comment on every female blood relative of yours or your confession as to your real employment?