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hump_my_leg_12346
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Wow, she needs medical attention.

https://tryst.link/escort/collectingmen

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shadowcat
a year ago
Not my type anyway!
Brahma2k
a year ago
In this day and age of mind numbing commercials and vapid advertisements, how awesome is it to see an escort ad which dispenses with that nonsense and gets right to the point in the first two sentences: “I want to suck you dry and dine with you 🍕🍣🌭. I ❤️ pleasing a man sexually, especially deep in my mouth knowing I won’t choke.”
shailynn
a year ago
Someone loan Muddy $1,500 so he can meet up with her. Looks like his type because I bet she sleeps in her car as well.

I clicked on her links - I’ve never seen an escort use a Facebook page to promote herself.
5footguy
a year ago
"medical attention"? She's probably the least crazy person you'd see on there. She doesn't pretend, and tells you that she'll be your exclusive girlfriend for $190K per year. I agree with @Brahma2k on this one.. no nonsense, tells you everything you need to know. As @shadowcat said, not my type either, but, seems like "what you see is what you get"
WiseToo
a year ago
I got a headache trying to read and understand her menu of fees for services. Obviously, posted by a nut case. I'll pass.
motorhead
a year ago
She simultaneously posts she offers :

“GFE And light DFK”

not exactly sure what “light DFK” means —doesn’t the GFE imply DFK? She does have mental health issues if expects those prices without offering the full boat
Specialj
a year ago
She's not good looking enough in my opinion to consider the fees she is proposing....I have a strong feeling she would go way lower than what she is asking for.
Specialj
a year ago
I'm not sure if I'd agree that she needs medical attention.....unless you consider liposuction, a tummy tuck and a face lift as "medical attention". Forgive me for sounding harsh, but if I'm going by a rating scale on her best day I'd give her a 5
booty_lover92
a year ago
What idiot is paying $3500 for that?
drewcareypnw
a year ago
She’s pretty hot but no more so than the 7’s at my local club which can be had for 1/10th the price. Also can you imagine having to talk to this woman over dinner???
Jascoi
a year ago
would be fun but she's overpriced. definitely gps.
BubbleYum
a year ago
Just because you don't agree with what she's asking for, she doesn't need medical attention. You are not a licensed physician or therapist who can make such an assessment. You stating she does proves how unrealistic and misogynistic you are towards women who have boundaries and charge their worth. She does not need medical attention, but you, however, are in dire need of a reality check. ✌️
deboinair
a year ago
This chick is so average looking. I can't believe someone would pay that much for her.
blahblahblah23
a year ago
Lol let the lady charge whatever she wants. I figure with that confidence she probably has enough business idfk. People figure out when to charge less or more in any business.
rickmacrodong
6 months ago
There are many many escorts charging in the $400 to $500 per hour range. A lot of them wont do meetups for less than an hour either. I unfortunately got badly tricked by a PAWG looking girl who i later found had heavily edited her pictures. Her nipples had a yeasty taste to them. She didnt allow nipple touching for more than a few minutes, didnt allow DATY (although her pussy was hairy and probably really gross), didnt kiss, only did covered BJ, etc. all signs of having a boyfriend pimp.

Also drewcarey her 1 hour rate is $425. Realistically who can you get for 1/10 that’s impossible. Unless you mean that there’s dancers who will spend the night with you for $425 in that case thats true. The lowest I’ve seen is latin girls working for agencies charging $250 or more an hour.
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