Tech pathetic

ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Whenever I trade numbers with a stripper, she always ends up taking my phone out of my hand, and adding her contact for me. Extra embarrassing, when she's iPhone, but she can still work my Android faster than I can. Extra extra embarrassing since I work in IT, and am not supposed to be just another living-in-the-past geezer.

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georgmicrodong
a year ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Manuellabore
a year ago
Same here. Time is money
Subraman
a year ago
I like when they put a little heart next to their name 🤣
Jascoi
a year ago
absolutely!!
most of the time I forget who she is...
Jascoi
a year ago
it's like if there's one... then fuck there's another...
ilbbaicnl
a year ago
Thanks, I no longer feel alone.
Jascoi
a year ago
it's just this last comment by me.
please please please founder. let us edit our comments and everything else for at least 15 minutes before it becomes permanent.
Jascoi
a year ago
a half a fingers. that should be...
I have fat fingers.
5footguy
a year ago
I would recommend you not let anyone ever hold your phone. It's not just a trust issue (though I've heard some horror stories about stuff stolen quickly this way), it's a matter of respect. If you hand it to her, ok. But a woman who respects you will not reach and take anything out of your hand. If you correct her, she will like it. Nothing turns on a woman like telling her No.
JackKash
a year ago
Oh, my. This hit a little too close to home.
ilbbaicnl
a year ago
I've always handed it to them, and I've always watched what they were doing.
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