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Tech pathetic

Whenever I trade numbers with a stripper, she always ends up taking my phone out of my hand, and adding her contact for me. Extra embarrassing, when she's iPhone, but she can still work my Android faster than I can. Extra extra embarrassing since I work in IT, and am not supposed to be just another living-in-the-past geezer.

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georgmicrodong

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Manuellabore

Same here. Time is money

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Subraman

I like when they put a little heart next to their name 🤣

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Jascoi

absolutely!!
most of the time I forget who she is...

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Jascoi

it's like if there's one... then fuck there's another...

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ilbbaicnl

Thanks, I no longer feel alone.

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Jascoi

it's just this last comment by me.
please please please founder. let us edit our comments and everything else for at least 15 minutes before it becomes permanent.

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Jascoi

a half a fingers. that should be...
I have fat fingers.

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5footguy

I would recommend you not let anyone ever hold your phone. It's not just a trust issue (though I've heard some horror stories about stuff stolen quickly this way), it's a matter of respect. If you hand it to her, ok. But a woman who respects you will not reach and take anything out of your hand. If you correct her, she will like it. Nothing turns on a woman like telling her No.

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JackKash

Oh, my. This hit a little too close to home.

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ilbbaicnl

I've always handed it to them, and I've always watched what they were doing.

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