What the hell is she doing?
peaceful72
Curious to know what the oddest thing is, you've ever seen or experienced from a dancer.
#1 oddest thing ever, for me, was the girl who had me lying on the floor in a (probably filthy) bean bag room in a major strip club city, and she actually pounded her fully nude Womanhood against my forehead, leaving it damp. Yeah, that was odd. She did it to my buddy, too, when he had her back in that same room shortly before I took her back there. On the flight home I was reading a tell-all book by former stripper, "True Stories from the VIP Room," or something like that, and one of the chapters included an account of two girls taking two guys back to VIP, one of the girls doing that to the guys, and then explaining later to the other dancer that she did it because she had a horrible itch down there and needed to try to scratch it somehow, so she used the dudes' heads... I'm not sure that story makes any sense, but reading it made me feel a bit squirmier about what had been done to my head a few hours earlier.
#1 oddest thing ever, for me, was the girl who had me lying on the floor in a (probably filthy) bean bag room in a major strip club city, and she actually pounded her fully nude Womanhood against my forehead, leaving it damp. Yeah, that was odd. She did it to my buddy, too, when he had her back in that same room shortly before I took her back there. On the flight home I was reading a tell-all book by former stripper, "True Stories from the VIP Room," or something like that, and one of the chapters included an account of two girls taking two guys back to VIP, one of the girls doing that to the guys, and then explaining later to the other dancer that she did it because she had a horrible itch down there and needed to try to scratch it somehow, so she used the dudes' heads... I'm not sure that story makes any sense, but reading it made me feel a bit squirmier about what had been done to my head a few hours earlier.
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Around 18 years ago, somewhere on Bloomfield Avenue near Newark, NJ, a place called Dancer's Pub which I don't think is there anymore. Walked in one night and a dancer was doing a live act on stage with a 7-ft Boa Constrictor. During her break, she comes over to me at the bar and asks if she can drink with me. I said yes. Without asking, she wraps her huge snake around my whole body and then sits down on the stool next to me. We had a great time. And the snake was high mileage for NJ.
Never mind, I don't want to know!
It's fully nude so one of them is right in front of my friend and she fingers her pussy a little bit, puts her hand right in his face and flicks her middle finger at him. Nothing visibly flew off her finger but it was a weird one--I'm still not sure if it meant she liked him or she was pissed at him because he was staring too closely into the "eye of the sun" as we call it (it's tempting, but you regret it if you look too long.)
Recently a Hungarian stripper at Scruple's in Bridgeport took off my glasses when I was sitting at the stage, folded the arms and put them in the front of her bikini bottom and danced another two songs with them in there. When I got them back they were a smudged (I was actually a little nervous about it because they are new glasses and were pretty expensive with thin frames).
I witnessed a similar incident to your crutches incident at Shaker's in Lincoln, NE in one of my first times there. I am surprised anyone would want to dance in that condition, although I suppose they need the money.
I, however, kind'a wished that she'd deep throated MY ummm... bottle.
The most weird is difficult for me to choose from. I guess the one I will admit to in public is when I was sitting at a stage with a porn star feature entertainer. All the other guys were crowding her on the stage by leaning over it even though they were sitting down. It was a small stage. I was sitting back in my chair. She got on her knees right in front of me and put her head towards my lap. Then I felt her bite down a bit on my dick through my shorts. It didn't hurt. I'm thinking hmmm, I forgot she was a porn star and wasn't expecting this. She put on a show and moved her lips around and turned my white shorts completely red after a minute or two in this position. Then I got nervous when she backed up towards the stage but didn't let go. I felt like grabbing her and telling her to stop but it was a strict no touch club. Finally she let go and it looked like someone doing the wave with all the guys crowded around the stage sitting back in their chairs.
I actually went to another strip club afterwards. It looked my shorts were completely red on the front side.