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What the hell is she doing?

Sunday, March 9, 2008 8:34 AM
Curious to know what the oddest thing is, you've ever seen or experienced from a dancer. #1 oddest thing ever, for me, was the girl who had me lying on the floor in a (probably filthy) bean bag room in a major strip club city, and she actually pounded her fully nude Womanhood against my forehead, leaving it damp. Yeah, that was odd. She did it to my buddy, too, when he had her back in that same room shortly before I took her back there. On the flight home I was reading a tell-all book by former stripper, "True Stories from the VIP Room," or something like that, and one of the chapters included an account of two girls taking two guys back to VIP, one of the girls doing that to the guys, and then explaining later to the other dancer that she did it because she had a horrible itch down there and needed to try to scratch it somehow, so she used the dudes' heads... I'm not sure that story makes any sense, but reading it made me feel a bit squirmier about what had been done to my head a few hours earlier.

13 comments

  • wondergrl5
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    16 years ago
    eeeeeewwwwwwwwww now I gotta read that book
  • Zerzan
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    16 years ago
    The oddest thing that ever happened to me in a strip club... Around 18 years ago, somewhere on Bloomfield Avenue near Newark, NJ, a place called Dancer's Pub which I don't think is there anymore. Walked in one night and a dancer was doing a live act on stage with a 7-ft Boa Constrictor. During her break, she comes over to me at the bar and asks if she can drink with me. I said yes. Without asking, she wraps her huge snake around my whole body and then sits down on the stool next to me. We had a great time. And the snake was high mileage for NJ.
  • MisterGuy
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    16 years ago
    This isn't that odd...but she must have liked the spot that I was hitting cuz she held me kind of tightly by the throat while she rode me until she got off...lol...
  • peaceful72
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    16 years ago
    Oh, man - I nearly forgot about the time at a club in Salt Lake when a dancer with a cast on one leg literally made her way to the stage on crutches, then set the crutches down and made her way up the stairs onto the stage, did her stage dances on the cast, then went back to the edge of the stage and got back onto her crutches. 100% true story. About one year ago. I can't remember the name of the place but it was one of those over on 300 West. God love her.
  • hornytoad085
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    16 years ago
    Hmm…what is "high mileage" with a snake? Never mind, I don't want to know!
  • hornytoad085
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    16 years ago
    This didn't happen to me but a friend of mine and I went to the Delilah's in Toms River...we were sitting at the bar and the dancers that just came off the stage were doing their dollar parade. It's fully nude so one of them is right in front of my friend and she fingers her pussy a little bit, puts her hand right in his face and flicks her middle finger at him. Nothing visibly flew off her finger but it was a weird one--I'm still not sure if it meant she liked him or she was pissed at him because he was staring too closely into the "eye of the sun" as we call it (it's tempting, but you regret it if you look too long.) Recently a Hungarian stripper at Scruple's in Bridgeport took off my glasses when I was sitting at the stage, folded the arms and put them in the front of her bikini bottom and danced another two songs with them in there. When I got them back they were a smudged (I was actually a little nervous about it because they are new glasses and were pretty expensive with thin frames).
  • DandyDan
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    16 years ago
    Peaceful72- I witnessed a similar incident to your crutches incident at Shaker's in Lincoln, NE in one of my first times there. I am surprised anyone would want to dance in that condition, although I suppose they need the money.
  • DougS
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    16 years ago
    Early on in my "career" of clubbing, a buddy of mine and I were at Babes in Indy. We were sitting stage side, and the dancer on stage came over to us. She had my buddy put his beer bottle between his legs, then she proceeded to leave over him and deep throated his bottle. It looked hot to me... if you didn't look closely, you'd swear she was sucking HIM. My friend wasn't too happy about it, and refused to drink the rest of his beer, telling the dancer that she owed him a new beer. She was pissed, but complied. I, however, kind'a wished that she'd deep throated MY ummm... bottle.
  • shadowcat
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    16 years ago
    Trogangreg and GJB133 can both verify this story. I had just gotten a BBBJ in the couch room. I headed for the mens room to clean up a little. When I got back to our table, they were laughing their asses off. "Whats up?" When she came out instead of heading for the dressing room, she jumped in some guys lap and started kissing him.
  • casualguy
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    16 years ago
    ewww, gross story shadowcat. So do you kiss strippers too? Sorry couldn't resist. The most weird is difficult for me to choose from. I guess the one I will admit to in public is when I was sitting at a stage with a porn star feature entertainer. All the other guys were crowding her on the stage by leaning over it even though they were sitting down. It was a small stage. I was sitting back in my chair. She got on her knees right in front of me and put her head towards my lap. Then I felt her bite down a bit on my dick through my shorts. It didn't hurt. I'm thinking hmmm, I forgot she was a porn star and wasn't expecting this. She put on a show and moved her lips around and turned my white shorts completely red after a minute or two in this position. Then I got nervous when she backed up towards the stage but didn't let go. I felt like grabbing her and telling her to stop but it was a strict no touch club. Finally she let go and it looked like someone doing the wave with all the guys crowded around the stage sitting back in their chairs. I actually went to another strip club afterwards. It looked my shorts were completely red on the front side.
  • casualguy
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    16 years ago
    If any dancers are reading this, a gentle bite doesn't hurt if she gets the whole thing in her mouth (with shorts on), however just getting some skin on the side even with shorts on isn't that pleasant of a feeling. That wasn't the first time I had a dancer bite me. I've been bitten several times in multiple places. Nothing that hard though and certainly no teeth marks.
  • casualguy
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    16 years ago
    Just remembered another time. The first time a dancer bit me. I was a regular at the club in a military town. I knew the dancer and the others I was familiar with seeing them at the club. She started a dance, then she put her head towards my lap. To my surprise, she bit down with a fair amount of force on my dick. I was surprised and said "OWWW!" Then she looked surprised. She said some military guys apparently talked the dancers into biting them saying they were too numb (maybe from drinking?) to feel hardly anything and enjoyed being bitten. After a few weeks of this, either the dancers didn't bite as hard or I started to actually enjoy some of the bites. Weird I thought. At that time I didn't have any luck in talking anyone out of biting me. Then as soon as I started getting used to them, they stopped. One thing I found out that it is not pleasant to be bitten anywhere where your skin is tight. Drinking helped me not to notice the hungry strippers.
  • MisterGuy
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    16 years ago
    Man, your mind works in strange ways man...3 posts in 13 mins....strange ways indeed...
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