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Knocking me out with those American thighs

motorhead
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

2 yrs ago · 1 min read

Boomers of a certain age will appreciate this

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motorhead
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elmer

Motorhead I fear your post is gonna be misconstrued

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RTP

I was always a Jan fan, but never would have turned Marcia away.

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Muddy

You know I know we reminisce how fun it was to be a kid but then I again I’m real glad I’m out there as an adult now fucking hot strippers instead of back sitting home jerking it to Brady bunch re runs, thinking I was having the time of my life.

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Mate27

I can relate to when they say, she told me to come but I was already there.

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shadowcat

Kelly Bundy was sluttier but I liked that.

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5footguy
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azdd

Topanga!

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ATACdawg

Alyssa Milano as Samantha Micelli on Who's the Boss.

I knew that girl would grow up to be a heartbreaker!

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Specialj

Alyssa Milano was fucking hot back in the day. Also Kelly Preston and Wynona Ryder.

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Studme53

Ok…”Love, American Style” made me horny as a pre-teen

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