Penis pad locks. Do you need one?

10 comments

• rickthelion

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  a year ago

  I may buy one as a test. rick peen is a force that cannot be contained, so I bet that my BSLC will burn through any locks that attempt to contain it.
  
  I can see it know. It will be like the Ark of the Covenant burning symbols off of boxes in that documentary about the archaeologist with the bullwhip. ROAR!!!
• misterorange

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  a year ago

  How does the ring not slip off, maybe with some soap and water? No way that thing stays on unless the ring was made to clamp around your nuts and dick together.
• drewcareypnw

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  a year ago

  Just when I thought that I was a kinky dirty bastard…
• jackel0001

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  a year ago

  what the literal fuck.
  
  anyways, you can drill out that kind of lock pretty easy and use a screwdriver to pop it open
  
• twentyfive

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  a year ago

  ^ Not advised for folks with Parkinsons,
• funonthaside

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  a year ago

  I need an ATM padlock, to keep me away from clubs.
• ATACdawg

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  a year ago

  Nah. Any of those sizes listed would fall right off of me.....🫤
• Specialj

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  a year ago

  I be afraid of losing the key
• georgmicrodong

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  a year ago

  Some of y'all who haven't seen things like this before, you guys are some vanilla motherfuckers.
• JayTeeDee

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  a year ago

  Patient in the ER where I worked had lost the key to his cock ring and needed it cut off.
  Interesting that the guy in the Daily Star story went to a tattoo parlor (after 3 months of being locked up!) Evidently he HAD tried soap and water, since the lock was rusted.