Portland clubs

captainfun
new city, new club
Just back from about 15 hours of clubbing over two afternoons and evenings at six Portland, OR area clubs - all on the east side of the river.

I’ve traveled the US extensively however had never been to Portland. The weather lived up to its reputation - cool and rainy. One ROB averted and a few aggressive Cubanas but otherwise mostly positive experiences.

Will likely submit reviews soon on a few places where I spent the most time. The short version of my experience - tons of clubs in the area, hipster scene everywhere you look, tattoos galore, expensive dances. No idea how the market sustains this volume of clubs at these dance prices ($40/song per seems to be the norm; had one diva nut job unsuccessfully claim $80).

I paid 3/$100 more commonly and did pay one girl $50/song. It was late, she was hot and my judgement was alcohol impaired.

After just being in Atlanta where $5 and $10 dances are common my ATM card is still weeping.

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drewcareypnw
2 years ago
And the mileage?
wallanon
2 years ago
"After just being in Atlanta where $5 and $10 dances are common my ATM card is still weeping."

Lol. Sorry. Hope it was worth it, but the Intel is always appreciated.
captainfun
2 years ago
Drew - I will say that all the dances were nude which was a plus. One particular place which I will review later seemed a bit looser than others however a far cry from many other cities in terms of liberal policies.
captainfun
2 years ago
Wallanon - worth it but not my ideal set up. For guys that just want to hang in a club with nice people and have a few drinks, Portland is an exceptional option since many of the clubs are cool hang out spots. I’m actually going to back there for two nights in June. Time will tell if I venture back out for round two.
Jascoi
2 years ago
My only experience in the Northwest was at de nile in Eugene, Oregon. definitely some cute college girls and booze was always available. but did seem rather expensive for lap dances.
captainfun
2 years ago
For those familiar with Portland I’ll share that I visited the Venue, Club 205, Cabaret, Dream On, Union Jack’s and Sassy’s. Got dances at all of them except for Dream On.
ArtCollege
2 years ago
you got dances at Sassy's? Can't wait for the review. In the past they've had very hot dancers but few private dances.
captainfun
2 years ago
Yes art college…

There was a very hot girl doing some cirque du soleil stuff on stage that I wanted some 1:1 time with. This girl must have been a competitive gymnast previously.

Very good sensual dance but it better be unbelievable at $50/song.
captainfun
2 years ago
I dm’d you via chat too artcollege
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