Forget strippers, real life questions

Curtain outside liner inside jeez

More perplexing question How do you hang your toilet paper?

Is a dark orange egg yoke safe to eat?

Why do we park the car on the driveway, and drive the car on the parkway ?

in baseball shouldn't it be a foul ball instead of a homerun if the ball hits the foul pole?

What is the meaning of life?

Why do we take a shit? I'd prefer to leave one.

1. Single shower curatin goes inside the tub to keep water off of your tile

2. Toilet paper goes over unless you have pets [cats, dogs, ferrets], then it goes under so they don't unroll the whole thing.

3.Dark orange yolks are delicious. Means the chickens ate a more diverse diet and there will be more nutrients.

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5. Foul pole sounds better than fair pole.

6. There is no deeper meaning to life.

Inside

lots of people have the misfortune to take a lot of shit, especially from shitty bosses, while at work.

Why do we worship a God who's finest creation is the human being. Seems more like a fireable offense .......

If a man gets turned on by a smoking hot TS, does that mean he’s gay? (Asking for a friend)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

I'm so confused. I think I'll start drinking early today.

The answer to life is. 42

Does a bear shit in the woods?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear, does it make a noise?

And finally, how far can a person run into the woods?

I went into a General Store and couldn’t buy anything specifically.

Is prostitution the oldest profession?