Young people and their cell phone cameras
I got into a road conflict recently. Some turd went flying by and cut over in front of me on the freeway, so I gave him the finger and was yelling at him. Dude slows down to ride side by side with me (obviously he wasn't in that much of a hurry).
I'm like great, what is this wackjob gonna do now. I look over and its some Millennial or Zoomer holding up a phone. No yelling or cursing, no hand gestures, no threats, no apparent emotion at all, just holding up the phone.
He rides next to me for at least two miles holding the phone to the window. I speed up, he speeds up; I slow down, he slows down. No emotion or visible anger just holding the stupid phone up for miles like some 21st century zombie. I'm like jeeze pull a gun on me or try to run me off the road or something, anything. This is just really boring and annoying.
It got me to thinking about the scenes when there is some crime or police confrontation or disaster and dozens of young people just stand there emotionless holding up their phones filming. They are almost like a generation of zombies or something. Where is the passion? Where is the normal human response even if bad?
I'm like great, what is this wackjob gonna do now. I look over and its some Millennial or Zoomer holding up a phone. No yelling or cursing, no hand gestures, no threats, no apparent emotion at all, just holding up the phone.
He rides next to me for at least two miles holding the phone to the window. I speed up, he speeds up; I slow down, he slows down. No emotion or visible anger just holding the stupid phone up for miles like some 21st century zombie. I'm like jeeze pull a gun on me or try to run me off the road or something, anything. This is just really boring and annoying.
It got me to thinking about the scenes when there is some crime or police confrontation or disaster and dozens of young people just stand there emotionless holding up their phones filming. They are almost like a generation of zombies or something. Where is the passion? Where is the normal human response even if bad?
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Let’s face it - if you drive enough we’ve all cut someone off or pulled out when we shouldn’t have at some point. That’s when you wave at someone and mouth “sorry,” and hopefully you weren’t in an accident.
instead of yelling and giving that douche the finger you should have done that dale earnhardt move. sr or jr-doesn't matter which one as they both know that particular move. in fact jr did it to sr to win a race.
the move is to use your right front bumper and slightly nudge that other guy's rear left bumper. after that the car starts bugging out.
Weird flex, bro.
Buy a nice big bottle of Jergens and head to PornHub. You seem uptight.
He has Jersey plates so I know he is headed for the Mass. Pike, so I back off the gas and pull into the middle lane, staying next to him. He slows down. I slow down. He speeds up. I speed up. The whole time I am screaming at the motherfucker in a blind rage. BMW has plenty of power and handles well. WRX has plenty of power, handles better and I am in an insane rage. He tries maybe 20 different maneuvers, no luck. Misses the pike exit and I force him down I-395 and we head towards Connecticut. 27 miles I keep that fuck in the left lane until I accept the fact I am now 30 minutes late, headed for an hour late to an appointment in my office. I speed up get in front of him, give him the finger, the jack off sign and then brake facial him. He almost loses it and I put on my blinker, get off and resume a normal working day.
I'm from Massachusetts and we drive bettah than you.........To be fair I have mellowed since then and when I look back and think of what I would have done differently ... all I can think of is I should have blown off my appointment and kept him there through Connecticut and then hit a strip club......................