No strippers were available?

It might not look to good to his kids or the divorce attorneys if he started showing up partying with strippers before the divorce. He'll have plenty of time for that once the divorce is finalized.

Wait a minute - I'm stuck on learning that Robert Kraft got married. You mean the 81-year-old dude who got caught red-handed (or more like, red-dicked) at an Asian Massage Parlor? On top of that, his bride, a 47-year-old total hottie whose also a doctor, actually "loves" him? Things are so fucked up (smh)...

She loves Krafts money for sure.

Good for him. She's almost 50. A woman's self esteem can go off a fucking cliff when she hits that, even if she's a hottie like this chick most definitely is. She'll look over at someone who's 80-something and know she'll always be the better looking one. And he gets to bang something that looks pretty good at home until he dies. Win-win.

so how long before kraft decides he wants to revisit another one of those mamisan parlors?

must have been a real good party. rough day today for brady.

The more money a man has the more attractive he is, Kraft is as most women would say a hunky guy.
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Mrs. Kraft is obviously hoping to be his widow.