Buying Drinks For The Whole Club
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
It was a late Saturday afternoon at an Indiana gentlemen's club. I had a great day and was full of joie de vivre. I told the waitress. "I'm buying everyone in here a Jager Bomb." She looked shocked. I had to repeat myself, "I would like to buy everyone in the club a Jager Bomb." I sent her out to every customer, staff member, and dancer. She pointed back at me and explained to each person they were getting a Jager Bomb or another Bomb/shot of their choice at the same price point courtesy of the green dinosaur sitting across the room. I ended up paying for twenty-one drinks: six dancers, four employees (bartender, DJ, bouncer, waitress), and eleven customers including myself.
Although this was just me up to my usual antics and spreading a little joy in the strip club, it was also a social experiment.
I want to hear a few guesses to the following questions, then I will be like Paul Harvey and tell "the rest of the story":
1) How many people bought a drink in return for me?
2) How many people thanked me for the drink?
Although this was just me up to my usual antics and spreading a little joy in the strip club, it was also a social experiment.
I want to hear a few guesses to the following questions, then I will be like Paul Harvey and tell "the rest of the story":
1) How many people bought a drink in return for me?
2) How many people thanked me for the drink?
27 comments
1) 3 return drinks
2) 10 thank yous
Now dancers, female bar staff and maybe even male staff - different story. It's not really fair to expect those in service roles to return the favor, but if they accept the drink then at least a thank you is in order.
As to who actually did the right thing, I suspect that numbers are low, lmao. The current generation just wasn't raised right, especially those that end up in strip clubs.
My bad. Sorry. I'm a little drunk.
Zero dancers
2 return drinks / bartender and waitress
3 customers
1 employee (bartender)
0 dancers
How many thanked you:
None, unless you count a buy-back as a thank you.
3 drinks bought for you (bartender, waitress and 1 customer)
5 thank you (bouncer, dj and 3 customers)
6 "wanna dance?" from the 6 dancers
2 "can you buy me another drink?" from the two least attractive girls in the club
I'm with Rick though; Although it doesn't happen to me with that same regularity, I decline those offers when they come up. I'd have given you a perfunctory nod or some half assed gesture to say thanks, but no thanks. It's not worth the associated obligation, I'm not at the strip club to befriend dudes. I'm there for strippers.
3) all, even the dudes, gave u a big wet kiss.
10 Thank Yous
My question is what did that cost you? At my VFW the tab would have been about $60.....
The DJ must have been impressed with the gesture because he invited me up to the DJ booth to pick out some songs for the next dancer's set. I remember one of the songs I picked was Call Me Master. https://youtu.be/QLzQLygeip0
I used to go to a bar in New Orleans where it was not unusual for someone to walk in and buy the whole bar another round. Then someone else would buy another round to return the favor. Then another person would buy a round. And another round would be bought, etcetera. The next thing you knew, everyone would get alcohol poisoning before they could drink all the beers or cocktails put in front of them. Those were the days.
Woah! I’m surprised at that choice. Wish I could have been at that club (and not for the free drink, lol)
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