OT: Boris Johnson, Macron, Putin, and Zelensky walk into an extras club..

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• Jimmybigtits

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  2 years ago

  Oh yes, the bar is in the United States
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Zelensky would beg Johnson and macron for money and ask them to pay his way
  
  Johnson would try to hide and lie about being there.
  
  Macron would say he's just there for the music and try to kiss putins ass while talking shit about him to zdlensky and Johnson
  
  Putin would be getting frmos and pumping loads into stripper hoes tln
  
  
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Biden would make a cameo appearance as the old guy who comes in for an ldk and falls asleep in the corner
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  DeSantis would offer to suck dick in the bathroom and ask everyone to not say gay
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Trump would get thrown out for trying to grab stripper hoes by the pussy
• misterorange

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  2 years ago

  One thing for sure, Macron will go for a stripper 20 years his elder, and she'll still be younger than his wife.
• Papi_Chulo

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  2 years ago

  Boris won’t be able to be torn away from the stage while he tries to put his big head in b/w every dancer’s legs on stage
  
  Macron will try to seduce every dancer into being his lover OTC (for free of course; wouldn’t be romance o/w)
  
  Putin – will be in the club shirtless and saying “I don’t have to pay these bitches anything to be with me – look at these pecs – you know they want this” (while he continuously flexes in the club)
  
  Zelensky will wait in the parking lot after the club closes with this henchmen and take whatever bitch he wants to be part of his personal presidential harem