Guy gets mauled to death in San Francisco zoo....

Nice joke, but I'd rather deal lions and tigers . . . after some of these pussies get done with me. It is like they don't realize they're supposed to be the weaker sex in addition to being soft and sweet and sexy. :)

Shadowcat: Some guys who got victimized by strippers might beg to differ with you. I'll bet a few whose stories I've read about wish they'd been mauled by a tiger instead.

Holy crud that tiger got out. It had mauled a keeper before. The whole thing freaks me out. I'm never taking a small child to a zoo again! It just goes to show, those wild animals are MISERABLE in the enclosures, who on EARTH were we to think "they didn't understand" that they were entrapped just because they had some grass and trees at the edge of the cement moat.