Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
Can any of you dedicated mongers please explain…?
nicespice
Why does this club have such horrific parking jobs?
Vehicles parked way out forward, so you have to swerve the car slightly when driving down the lot. And forget it with expecting people to park in the lines. I have never paid attention to how people park their cars in other clubs I’ve been at. But here, it was tough NOT to notice.
Hey I get it that it’s a skill and the learning curve is steeper for some of us than others. When I was 18 and had just gotten my license I too was really terrible at parking. So I guess I shouldn’t judge too much if it takes some a few decades longer. But so many vehicles in that lot looked like they were late model, which means it should come equipped with those helpful rear view cameras that will help guide you and show if you’re parked in the lines.
Anyways, I think this is hi-liter specific. A couple other clubs I know wasn’t like that and cars were generally parked inside the lines. But anyways, since this is just such a well-known club, I just have to ask…has that club *always* been like that? 😳
Vehicles parked way out forward, so you have to swerve the car slightly when driving down the lot. And forget it with expecting people to park in the lines. I have never paid attention to how people park their cars in other clubs I’ve been at. But here, it was tough NOT to notice.
Hey I get it that it’s a skill and the learning curve is steeper for some of us than others. When I was 18 and had just gotten my license I too was really terrible at parking. So I guess I shouldn’t judge too much if it takes some a few decades longer. But so many vehicles in that lot looked like they were late model, which means it should come equipped with those helpful rear view cameras that will help guide you and show if you’re parked in the lines.
Anyways, I think this is hi-liter specific. A couple other clubs I know wasn’t like that and cars were generally parked inside the lines. But anyways, since this is just such a well-known club, I just have to ask…has that club *always* been like that? 😳
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No lines for the first few spots near the entrance and the ripple effect screws up other spaces.
Maybe the club can install bicycle racks and provide some type of incentive for taking the bus? It would probably help the club match the hipster-ness of the businesses nearby. Or have some type of hov parking spots because I mean some of these club regs might as well just carpool together.
Also - it's Phoenix.
Also, hah! Man buns would be fun. I was also think the club should also have a juice bar. Those blacklights already make the beers turn green and look like something with kale and wheatgrass juice in it already. Might as well have actual juice in there 😋
I will almost always try to find ways to avoid it.
Parking on the street is safer because there are often problems with how police handle private property accidents, and then people often drive real screwy in parking lots.
Residential neighborhood is the best.
SJG
But if you’re serious, then I’ll be prepared to meet with you. We can go to vip together and I’ll bring a dildo to use on you and you will have lots of fun and have lots of stress relief 😘
How do you know she didn't - just b/c she didn't announce it on the board doesn't mean there wasn't communication via PMs either recently, or in the past where PHX have mentioned wanting to meet her either by a discussion comment or via PMs.
@spice travels a fair bit and I don't recall her generally making announcements that she'll be at XYZ club/city; yet she's met a good # of TUSCLers mostly unbeknownst to most people.
Or do we have to speak in Desertscrub speak: LISTEN, you fucking old BASTARD! People don't always wanna put every fucking morsel of their lives on this site. It's filled with fucking PARANOID SHITHEADS like you!!! And they'd rather not deal with the drama. So SHUT THE FUCK UP if you're not positive with your allegations about someone. You know that saying about ASSUMPTIONS?? Yeah, heed that advice DUMBFUCK!!!
Why don't you just stay in a favorite place?
SJG
Instead I'll say... *Acknowledged*
Was there a splash in the VIP area and the floor a little stickier after we were done? Yes.*
*Was it because of a spilled drink? Sadly, yes.
SJG
That was the joke, dude...
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10007
I, on the other hand, enjoy the all-day happy hour two-for-ones! (But I don't enjoy those until I walk in and sit down, which is after I've already parked).