TJ Trip Notes 2021

So I made my long-awaited trip to TJ recently, and it was one of my most successful in a long time. Out of the seven BGs I bumped uglies with, five were GFEs and I had multiple sessions with two of them. I decided on arrival that I was going to be picky this time while still spending freely and it really paid off. My only regret was that my itinerary forced me into staying there over the weekend as opposed to during the week. As others have reported, HK is a total zoo on weekend nights and that really sucks.

I decided not to bother with reviews of the individual clubs this time because they're getting to be too much like Dear Penthouse. I'm going to share general info here and if you want a play-by-play then maybe I'll share it over beers down there someday (lo siento).

Travelling: This trip was part of a larger trip in Mexico, and I flew in to TIJ airport instead of walking across at San Ysidro. Flying in to MX is basically the same as pre-Covid. The only difference is you have to fill in a simple questionnaire online beforehand to attest that you don't have any Covid symptoms. If you don't do this, don't worry, they have paper forms at the airports that you can fill out instead. Having your FMM filled out online ahead of time makes entry a breeze -- the customs guy just scanned it, stamped it, and tore off the exit half. Took 5 minutes, plus 5 minutes in line. The taxi ride to the ZN is still $18 and no fuss.

Zona Norte: The area seemed about the same as my last trip at the beginning of last year. Slightly more LE presence and overall mellow. Almost all the locals mask up, which I appreciated. Don't expect to get in any doors unless you have one, so make sure you bring a supply.

Cascadas: You will need to have your mask on at both entrances. They are still doing a bag search when you arrive, and it isn't a big deal. As far as the metal detector goes, if you've got the shit out of your pockets and ready to drop in the little tupperware box when you get to it, it's painless. They will also do a quick pat down. This will happen every single time. Interestingly, they now have a dedicated check in desk at the north (main) lobby, which should make it a little easier to check in if you arrive at night (It's behind the other lobby). There's also some kind of reno work going on at the south end of the building so if your room is there will be extra noise.

Hong Kong: Many others have described the changes in the club and I have nothing to add there. Unfortunately for me, I was there for Friday/Saturday and the crowding at the bar at night was a major annoyance. I didn't notice it clearing up until 3am both nights. I did start taking advantage of the fact that there's a passthrough to Chavelas, which kinda makes it an express route to the other end of the bar. It was also funny to see a long line to get into HK when there was none at LC. I'm guessing that will even out soon enough, but for now take advantage of the fact that they're connected and skip the line. Note too that they don't seem to be giving out wristbands when you check in upstairs -- you have to remember to ask for one once it gets dark to avoid paying the cover to get into the club.

Adelitas: No walk-through metal detector, but you do get wanded. They put up a big and fancy new sign up on the front facade, but nothing else seemed different to me. They're advertising that they refreshed their rooms, but until they get an elevator I'm not too interested. I did not come across the fabled South American invasion here, but then I wasn't looking too hard either. I did come across one bubbly cutie whose first offer was actually $80, so I coudn't pass that up. They still exist, but $100 is now the norm and that isn't going to change.

Chicago Club: Only a pat down here, not even a wanding. Of the three, I had the least luck here this time. They have a new ATM there that is configured to withdraw US dollars up to USD$500 now, and the service fees added up to about 12% for me when I tried it. That's about on par with what you'd get at a regular exchange place so I hope that stays.

Smaller Clubs and Tropical Bar: The small clubs look like they're suffering bad, with only a few BGs in each who looked like they had a lot of water under their bridges. I'm guessing that the only thing that's keeping them alive at this point is bar revenue from the locals. I did make one stop at TB, and I have to say that I still don't get that place and I don't feel the need to try and figure it out.

As always, comments and questions welcome and I'll try and answer anything from those who aren't already on my "block" list. :-)

32 comments

  • PutaTester
    3 years ago
    12% seems quite high. Mexican ATMs I consider to be risky. I usually access the BofA ATM at the branch in the mall parking lot. The web says that the branch is closed, but that is not true. There is also a City Bank ATM next to the McDonalds.

    I have had good times/luck at BT lately, but that is primarily because my favorite mesero, Rubin, has been picking girls for me. Usually I do my own hunting, but he has been battling 800+ lately. I typically tip him $10 or so when he picks a winner.

    Was in CC last Saturday and Sunday. I know what you mean regarding the girls quality. I did find one winner, Ursula. She was a 7+ and had a good attitude. Spoke passable English. Was a little tipsy, but fun. The associated hotel sucks.

    This weekend it seemed that in all the clubs except HK there were more girls than mongers.

    Will write a review of my experience at D&G in the next few days.
  • PutaTester
    3 years ago
    Appreciate the write up. Good job.
  • shailynn
    3 years ago
    You mentioned the ATM which made me think of something I never thought of before: can you pay the BGs and for other things around the clubs in US Dollars? Is that common?
  • booji boy
    3 years ago
    @PutaTester

    Yes, you can cross back into San Ysidro, but you have to weigh the time/effort to do that against the ability to get cash on the spot. 12% isn't unreasonable IMO compared against hitting a Mexican bank ATM (service charge and currency conversion fee there, usually about 8%) to get pesos and then either negotiating with same or converting to USD. I mentioned it as an option for those like me who don't care much about the fees. On the subject of risk, using an ATM from a branded bank in MX is safe (I've never encountered an issue there and I know how to spot skimmers), and the ATMs at HK and CC are clean in my experience.
  • Papi_Chulo
    3 years ago
    "... they don't seem to be giving out wristbands when you check in upstairs -- you have to remember to ask for one once it gets dark to avoid paying the cover to get into the club ..."

    What is the wristband for? If you're staying at Cascadas you don't pay a cover at HK?
  • booji boy
    3 years ago
    @shailynn

    USD is the norm for gringos like us. Using pesos is OK obviously but you need to be fully aware of the exchange rate.
  • booji boy
    3 years ago
    @Papi_Chulo

    That's exactly it. If you don't have a wristband, it a $5 cover to get in.
  • booji boy
    3 years ago
    But only at night, no cover in the daytime.
  • shadowcat
    3 years ago
    As far as I know there are no commercial non stop flights from anywhere is the U.S. to TIJ. So what was your flight itinerary?
  • booji boy
    3 years ago
    @shadowcat

    No nonstops, sadly. You connect in Mexico City.
  • Papi_Chulo
    3 years ago
    What else did you do in Mexico and how was it?

    Ignore the question if it's personal stuff.
  • shailynn
    3 years ago
    @mongo - thanks for the clarification. Now I see the point of wanting to convert to pesos. No need to be doing math after a few drinks!
  • Warrior15
    3 years ago
    Where do get this online FMM ? I just tried one of the links that came up in Google. The cost was going to be $89.
  • booji boy
    3 years ago
    @Warrior15

    https://www.inm.gob.mx/fmme/publico/en/s…

    You probably hit a service or something...
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    mongo1964,

    Thanks for posting about your trip. With your girls, did you allow for some preliminary fraternizing, for your initial makeout session, before going arriba? And of course giving them money as this is happening?

    Did you session with any Street Girls, and find a way to have that preliminary makeout session with them, like maybe in La Gloria?

    Which club has the most stage side action, like DFKing and DATYing?

    In which do the girls were the most slutty outfits, I mean action uniforms, don't need to be taken off.
    https://www.yandy.com/products/luv-lace-…

    Did you take any girls to eat? What was the longest amount of time that you stayed with any one girl?

    Exchange contact info, plan to see any again?

    All said and done, and given that in principle the hometown girls could do anything the TJ girls could, was the trip worth it, or would it be better to set up a local girl for regular visits?

    Thanks,
    SJG

    bbw backdoor uniform
    https://curvynbeautiful.com/collections/…
  • shailynn
    3 years ago
    ^^^ my gosh you’re a damn idiot.
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    Shailynn is correct. SJG’s questions confirm his bizarre fantasy scenario he imagines as he looks at their photos online.
  • Greanbeans
    3 years ago
    ^^^ totally agree. What the point of asking scenario A vs B, if you NEVER gonna go?? Waste of my valuable time.
  • Greanbeans
    3 years ago
    Good write up. Agree with you for most part.
    As far as Tropical, my initial allure was to dance with the Chicas. They occasionally play salsa and bachata. And i like to dance that shit. Albeit they not very good. But still fun. A few time the BG wouldn’t or couldn’t go arriba, for whatever reason. On this last trip, had a great 8 arriba. And a good solid 7. But i find myself staying away more and more.

    Also, bro $18 for cab? $5 dolla! Maybe $6 including tip
  • booji boy
    3 years ago
    It's $18 from the airport... I flew there.
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    Alberto's Mountain View
    http://www.albertos.com/

    Club Caribe, San Jose
    https://www.clubcaribedesanjose.com/

    SJG
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    3 years ago
    ^^^ What a moron.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    3 years ago
    I'm pretty sure that if SJG ever actually visited HK, the only result would be a YouTube video showing a crowd of Tijuana hookers kicking the shit out of an emaciated homeless guy who rode his bicycle from San Jose to Zona Norte.

    What I'm saying is ... we should encourage this road trip as much as possible.
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    I agree with both of Ishmael’s posts above. However, I believe SJG has created such a bizarre fantasy about TJ, there is no possibility reality will live up to his fantasy.
  • booji boy
    3 years ago
    This is what bugs me about this website lately... someone already on my block list chimes in and no one can resist feeding him.

    Founder needs to add a new forum called Bitching About Trolls or something... :-)
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    3 years ago
    What should happen is that if you 'ignore' someone, then they can't post to threads that you create.
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    Mongo1964 - don’t tell me SJG is on you block list! It’s not uncommon here at all!
  • twentyfive
    3 years ago
    ^ that was the old two way block that founder said he didn’t like.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    3 years ago
    ^^^ That is correct, but it remains how I feel it should work.
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    So much grumbling. That can only mean one thing. The Underground Circle Jerk Room is closed for Clorox mopping. Well they're done now. So get back in there and don't come out until you have learned how to use IGNORE.

    SJG

    Tijuana Girls With the Dump Truck
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB9NouiG…

    The Zona Slut Wear Store seems to be on Constitution, on the side of the street which is closer to the HK Bar

    School Girls
    https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=8868
  • Jascoi
    3 years ago
    Sjguy. A slut wear store is near constitution in the alley amongst the street girls.

    Mongo.as of my latest visit customers still haven't figured out lc.
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