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Lap Dance Parties in Los Angeles

Wednesday, September 8, 2021 1:48 AM
I left NYC for Los Angeles last year and I've yet to find a club that works for me. Granted, I've mostly tried the downtown clubs (Spearmint, Platinum, Sam's) and ventured out to COI 1x (Synn and Spearmint.) In NY, I typically would go for SVT, DHT (Rosewood), Lido, etc. Does anything like that exist in LA? If not, how come??? I'm looking more for 10/10 looks and witty banter than mileage. Alternatively, is there non obvious Hooters type bar that just has super hot bartenders/waitresses? Any help appreciated. Reviews of the DTLA spots coming soon....

57 comments

  • shailynn
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    3 years ago
    I think you need to hop on over to Phoenix
  • Jascoi
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    3 years ago
    4play? bare elegence used to be good pre covid. i haven’t been elsewhere in west LA…
  • rivalry
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    3 years ago
    @shailynn I was there for work this summer and tried out Bourbon Street. Had a run of the mill experience, but would try again.
  • rivalry
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    3 years ago
    @jascoi haven't ventured to the west side. Will check out 4play.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    4play is probably the most upscale club. But I haven't been since the reopening. From what I've experienced in la I'd skip the clubs for now. As for wings. Bird box jn North hollywood.
  • CJKent_band
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    3 years ago
    @rivalry In my humble opinion and limited experience you might find what you want at: 4Play (nude) Plan B (topless sister club to 4play) Bare Elegance (nude) Synn Beverly Hills (nude) Skin in Roberson Blvd (nude)
  • blahblahblah23
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    3 years ago
    Skip the clubs for now? Are the LA area clubs that fucked up right now? What about the rest of California?
  • mike710
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    3 years ago
    I wouldn't make any plans to come to California for now. The recall election is next week. Gavin is probably going to survive but the big thing is he will feel free to impose more restrictions once he's through the recall. Right now he's sending state stimulus checks to make sure he's liked. San Diego only has one topless club with alcohol and a few nude clubs. On top of that, the entertainer license from the city is about $400 per year.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    Blahblah in my experience with the few clubs I've been to. The clubs are killing themselves. Like some require bottle service starting at around $500 for a guy to sit down. Cover charges from $60 to $100 with no lap dances and no vip areas open. Instead guys just throwing money at girls on the floor and on the stage. With up to 4 girls having to share the money. So lots of drama and fights. The only time it's really profitable for dancers is when there's a special guest rapper. But then house fees are like $350. There are some regular clubs but making anything there without extras is hard. Then the upscale clubs are slow. Just too expensive for a lot of guys to come regularly. Like Vegas prices. In northern Cali like the bay area a lot of girls go to reno. Just like souther Cali girls go to Vegas or Phoenix. In LA girls are better off working weekly parties at clubs than they are working clubs regularly. Choose a few nights at a few clubs and rotate between them.
  • rivalry
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    3 years ago
    Sounds like I need to check out 4play and Plan B. Die Happy Tonight (the company behind Rosewood in NYC) had a "mansion party" earlier in the summer that I couldn't make, and admission was like $150. They haven't done another one, so must have been a flop. Have to say, when deciding to move to LA (albeit during covid) did not expect it to be this hard to find hot women to give $$$ to.
  • blahblahblah23
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    3 years ago
    ^ that sounds nuts to me. LA has no shortage of beautiful women. I'm guessing that the clubs have gotten so inhospitable that a lot of the prettier and smarter girls have left for the time being.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    Only fans and vegas took las best talent. Plan B has a reputation for having a high hustle vibe 4Play I heard the quality went down a little but the club tries to play up its Westside location. Like synn beverly hills which is actually ghetto.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    LA has in my opinion the hottest women I've seen jn any city. But now clubs are just ghetto. Lots of bbls and tattoos. Girls who live by Megan thee stallion and cardi b songs.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    What I really find unattractive is girls with their lips done bbls implants tattoos ....lashes everything done. But they have fucked up teeth
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    And bbl butts need to be cleaned regularly coz they do stink more than regular butts . Guess they can't reach.
  • Jascoi
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    3 years ago
    icee. you’re hilarious!
  • rivalry
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    3 years ago
    @icee agree 100%, at least for all the downtown clubs. As far as the west side, I won't even mind the hustle if they're 10s. Also appreciate the wings recommendation, even though I wasn't asking about a "Hooters type bar" for the wings lol.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    They won't be 10s but you get a lot less tattoos or at least that was the pre pandemic standard they went by.
  • san_jose_guy
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    3 years ago
    Because of COVID, and because of CA AB5, people are looking to something beyond the Retail Strip Clubs. And then I think more and more people, just gentle movement to acceptance of UHM. Maybe it is the influence of TJ. People want the venues they visit to develop to what a strip club can be. They don't want frustrations, they expect it to be See - Want - Get. So I am very interested to learn about these new private party venues. SJG
  • Jascoi
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    3 years ago
    i’m see. want. get.
  • san_jose_guy
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    3 years ago
    ^^^ Amen Brother! SJG
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    Private stripper parties are like strip clubs but the venue is different. The ones run by legit clubs like spearmint rhino or platinum anyways. They're not like amps.
  • san_jose_guy
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    3 years ago
    ^^^^^ So then it is mostly like a retail strip club. This is what I had always understood. But it gets around COVID rules and around AB5. It doesn't make any exception to the rules against See Want Get, but in practice, people are going to do what they want, and there is no realistic manner in which the law can interdict it. So it may not have that kind of therapeutic look which some AMPs sometimes have, but it is an all needs satisfied venue. SJG
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    I'm not arguing this again. They're all over. Just go and see for yourself
  • san_jose_guy
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    3 years ago
    I think this is the way in which we need to move beyond retail strip clubs. SJG
  • rivalry
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    3 years ago
    @san_jose_guy Here is the invite for the type of party I'm trying find in LA. [view link] This was back in June and I couldn't go. According to this, price says $300 but I'm pretty sure it was less the week leading up to it. AFAIK this was a one time thing.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    That's the kind of party I'm talking about.
  • san_jose_guy
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    3 years ago
    AWESOME! Thanks bros! [view link] I see this is the long needed replacement to retail strip clubs. And I love that NYC dolled up look. SJG
  • jestrite50
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    3 years ago
    There were several clubs in Ohio at one time that would provide entertainment at private parties. The girls would be on call if they wanted their names on the list to work private parties. The girl set her own limits and was paid by the club. Tips solicited and received were kept by the girl. They did bachelor and batchelotette parties, birthday parties etc. Some girls would go full service or bbbjcim. All completely private at the customers home.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    In la that's through pimps aka modeling agencies
  • Player11
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    3 years ago
    I liked Spearmint Rhino in Torrance and Imperial Theatre in Anaheim. My entertainment at IT was a UCI Cheerleader wkg as a stripper. Fantastic fun in vip booth w her all evening.
  • Jascoi
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    3 years ago
    i’m willing to do the private party once. ( I admit I’m spoiled by tj.)
  • Jascoi
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    3 years ago
    nines and tens.
  • san_jose_guy
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    3 years ago
    I think this new private party model is the way of the future. Gets you around COVID idiocy, around CA-AB5, and around public sex and lewdness laws. SJG
  • san_jose_guy
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    3 years ago
    This is what we need to have, see - want - get. And we need a TLN capability too! Fat and Ugly [view link] SJG Robin Trower " Wish You Were Mine" [view link]
  • san_jose_guy
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    3 years ago
    ^^^^ Some girls really need to be appreciated millimeter by millimeter, and that takes time. SJG
  • san_jose_guy
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    3 years ago
    we need a replacement for strip clubs, something much more open and free, a sex party! [view link] [view link] [view link] SJG
  • san_jose_guy
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    3 years ago
    We need the software, the paper work. We need to know how to do this, the written policies and the things people sign, so that if challenged, then LE will have to accept it as private and not retail. SJG
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    CA AB5 is part of the problem here, why the retail strip club is in peril. But others object to it too: California attempts to block OOIDA’s request to join AB5 case [view link] SJG Should be appreciated inch by inch, on the outside, and then millimeter by millimeter on the inside. [view link] [view link] Kansas City School of Rock Supermassive Black Hole Muse ( I like this version much better than the original artist ) [view link]
  • Dave_Anderson
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    2 years ago
    Um, LA still hasn't really "re-opened" in the sense that it was before Covid. I was there last Saturday with a friend in downtown. It becomes a ghost town by 10pm. I haven't been to a strip club in almost two years but regular clubs don't seem to have come back at all yet in the LA area. I could be wrong though. Just basing this on downtown.
  • Dave_Anderson
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    2 years ago
    You fuckers tricked me into responding to a thread from 2021 lol. Seriously though I was in DTLA last Saturday and it has nut come back at all. Adult entertainment specifically most of the "hostess clubs" went out of business during Covid.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    2 years ago
    The vast majority of clubs aren't downtown and they're doing good. Civvie clubs do better than strip clubs. Private parties are pretty common
  • skibum609
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    2 years ago
    ^said the liar who has never even been to a club once.
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    ^said the creep who they keep locked on the top floor of the nursing home, where the windows have heavy screens on them. SJG
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    We need to get our legal ducks in order and develop this Private Party / Membership Club Model. We can do what ever we want, Strip Club, Hostess Dancing, Something Like Massage, Faux Street Hookers, no limits! Space could be rented out sometimes by an initiatic order. SJG <img src="[view link]"> [view link] <iframe width="560" height="315" src="[view link]" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    2 years ago
    It already exists
  • Nixur68
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    2 years ago
    Some of the clubs outside the city seemed to have recovered but I’ve never heard of any hostess clubs. Honesty, LA ain’t that great anymore and even Vegas is better.
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    Los Angeles has 3x Hostess Dancing Clubs. Starlight, Topical, La Grand. It used to be many more and some in or near COI. We need to make new places using the Membership Club / Private Party Model. Then there don't need to be any fixed limits. SJG <iframe width="560" height="315" src="[view link]" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
  • Nixur68
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    2 years ago
    Thinking about it, that kind of makes sense cause the club and after hours party scene is kind of clique and you’ve got to be cool, have money and know the right people. But it beats me.
  • Nixur68
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    2 years ago
    What’s a hostesses club? What are there private parties?
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    2 years ago
    Fuck off cacaplop. Hostess clubs are open. There's more than 3. And they're not brothels. No frmos no see want get no pumping loads into her all night sjg
  • skibum609
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    2 years ago
    ^you are trans?
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    The main 2 have make out rooms, the other one has makeout couches. In the makeout rooms things can get into NC-17 makeout sessions. <img src="[view link]"> Some of the girls advertise that they do outside sessions. But most of them you can get into bed pretty quickly. [view link] [view link] [view link] Seems to still be open [view link] SJG
  • Nixur68
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    2 years ago
    Weird, no reviews in ages. Maybe I’ll. Check it out.
  • Dave_Anderson
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    2 years ago
    If you're talking about Asian hostess clubs maybe there are more but for the traditional American style hostess clubs as far as I know only LA Grand, Starlight, and possibly Tropical are still open. To explain, you pick a girl and dance or sit on a couch and talk or cuddle. Extra mileage is between you and the girl and what you can get away with without security noticing. LA Grand is known as the grinding club on the dance floor, Starlight has less mileage but its easy to arrange OTC, and I have no clue about Tropical since it was raided years ago but at one time it was basically a brothel with people openly having sex on the couches. Fantasy was the nicer of the bunch, cleaner, classier, moderate to high mileage, but its gone now. These clubs were the remnant of early 20th century taxi dance clubs which disappeared everywhere except in LA. In the early 2000s there were probably a dozen of them still operating mostly in downtown LA with one or two in COI. Asian hostess clubs may or may not be similar but I do know some of them won't even let non-Asians in, and they are extremely pricey. Would recommend trying LA Grand once if you get the chance. Its a little rough in terms of the customers but safe inside. Not as nice as Fantasy was though.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    2 years ago
    They have a reputation for being clip joints.
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    Traditionally you pay for the girl's time, and the cost adds up. But you don't pay for mileage. It is just makeout sessions which might get to nipples bared and FIV. THere are written accounts of it going further, and there is often extra money in play then, but that is not the norm. Only Starlight is specifically Asian. Most of the time you can quickly get your girl into your own bed. SJG School of Rock Highway Star <iframe width="560" height="315" src="[view link]" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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