Lap Dance Parties in Los Angeles
I left NYC for Los Angeles last year and I've yet to find a club that works for me. Granted, I've mostly tried the downtown clubs (Spearmint, Platinum, Sam's) and ventured out to COI 1x (Synn and Spearmint.) In NY, I typically would go for SVT, DHT (Rosewood), Lido, etc. Does anything like that exist in LA? If not, how come??? I'm looking more for 10/10 looks and witty banter than mileage.Alternatively, is there non obvious Hooters type bar that just has super hot bartenders/waitresses?
Any help appreciated. Reviews of the DTLA spots coming soon....
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bare elegence used to be good pre covid.
i haven’t been elsewhere in west LA…
As for wings. Bird box jn North hollywood.
In my humble opinion and limited experience you might find what you want at:
4Play (nude)
Plan B (topless sister club to 4play)
Bare Elegance (nude)
Synn Beverly Hills (nude)
Skin in Roberson Blvd (nude)
San Diego only has one topless club with alcohol and a few nude clubs. On top of that, the entertainer license from the city is about $400 per year.
In northern Cali like the bay area a lot of girls go to reno. Just like souther Cali girls go to Vegas or Phoenix.
In LA girls are better off working weekly parties at clubs than they are working clubs regularly. Choose a few nights at a few clubs and rotate between them.
Die Happy Tonight (the company behind Rosewood in NYC) had a "mansion party" earlier in the summer that I couldn't make, and admission was like $150. They haven't done another one, so must have been a flop.
Have to say, when deciding to move to LA (albeit during covid) did not expect it to be this hard to find hot women to give $$$ to.
Plan B has a reputation for having a high hustle vibe
4Play I heard the quality went down a little but the club tries to play up its Westside location. Like synn beverly hills which is actually ghetto.
But now clubs are just ghetto. Lots of bbls and tattoos. Girls who live by Megan thee stallion and cardi b songs.
Also appreciate the wings recommendation, even though I wasn't asking about a "Hooters type bar" for the wings lol.
And then I think more and more people, just gentle movement to acceptance of UHM. Maybe it is the influence of TJ.
People want the venues they visit to develop to what a strip club can be. They don't want frustrations, they expect it to be See - Want - Get.
So I am very interested to learn about these new private party venues.
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They're not like amps.
But it gets around COVID rules and around AB5.
It doesn't make any exception to the rules against See Want Get, but in practice, people are going to do what they want, and there is no realistic manner in which the law can interdict it.
So it may not have that kind of therapeutic look which some AMPs sometimes have, but it is an all needs satisfied venue.
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This was back in June and I couldn't go. According to this, price says $300 but I'm pretty sure it was less the week leading up to it. AFAIK this was a one time thing.
https://www.diehappytonight.com/rosewood…
I see this is the long needed replacement to retail strip clubs. And I love that NYC dolled up look.
SJG
( I admit I’m spoiled by tj.)
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And we need a TLN capability too!
Fat and Ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea3_CMDa…
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Robin Trower " Wish You Were Mine"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC7W4wBM…
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxRwxhS7…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J4QvoEU…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJOq-6D9…
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But others object to it too:
California attempts to block OOIDA’s request to join AB5 case
https://landline.media/california-attemp…
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Should be appreciated inch by inch, on the outside, and then millimeter by millimeter on the inside.
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7137
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=6093
Kansas City School of Rock
Supermassive Black Hole
Muse ( I like this version much better than the original artist )
https://youtu.be/eQp1RJtCn2U?t=3638
Private parties are pretty common
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We need to make new places using the Membership Club / Private Party Model. Then there don't need to be any fixed limits.
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But it beats me.
Hostess clubs are open. There's more than 3. And they're not brothels. No frmos no see want get no pumping loads into her all night sjg
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Some of the girls advertise that they do outside sessions. But most of them you can get into bed pretty quickly.
http://www.tropicalclubla.com/
https://tuscl.net/listing.php?id=4034
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7710…
Seems to still be open
https://tuscl.net/listing.php?id=1211
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To explain, you pick a girl and dance or sit on a couch and talk or cuddle. Extra mileage is between you and the girl and what you can get away with without security noticing. LA Grand is known as the grinding club on the dance floor, Starlight has less mileage but its easy to arrange OTC, and I have no clue about Tropical since it was raided years ago but at one time it was basically a brothel with people openly having sex on the couches. Fantasy was the nicer of the bunch, cleaner, classier, moderate to high mileage, but its gone now.
These clubs were the remnant of early 20th century taxi dance clubs which disappeared everywhere except in LA. In the early 2000s there were probably a dozen of them still operating mostly in downtown LA with one or two in COI.
Asian hostess clubs may or may not be similar but I do know some of them won't even let non-Asians in, and they are extremely pricey.
Would recommend trying LA Grand once if you get the chance. Its a little rough in terms of the customers but safe inside. Not as nice as Fantasy was though.
THere are written accounts of it going further, and there is often extra money in play then, but that is not the norm.
Only Starlight is specifically Asian. Most of the time you can quickly get your girl into your own bed.
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School of Rock Highway Star
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