This is going to be weird, but not womcom weird.
It's a big leap for dancers to go from 2-way contact to being penetrated. Can we make us both happy by making it a three-way with a small plastic friend: lovense.com ? How close to as good as FS would it be? For me at least, I think it would potentially feel nicer than covered FS. Would the cost be more or less than a HJ? Has anybody already done something like this, ITC or OTC?
Womcow not Womcom. Use you dyslexia, flip over the second m in your head.
Why is it so fuckin’ big?
What would the logistics of that be? Member goes into machine, and the other party will do what? Airdance in the corner? Prostate play?
@NS me personally I would want 2-way contact while the little friend does its magic. The idea is that the dancer is doing stuff that is generally not considered "extras". Only the machine is doing extras, but it's unlikely to be going home to a husband who will call it a whore.
@MH I would guess to support our delusions.
Ah makes sense. I remember one club had jack shack rooms. It would be perfect for a place like that, or lingerie studios. I remember selling a few of the jack shack rooms and gave up on that because of customers feeling self-conscious once in there. But if somebody DGAF all the power to them 😋
Geriatric sick fucks need viagra and someone to call 911 for them first
What were they self-conscious about? Did they have to get nekkid to prove they weren't cops?
Next thing you know, Big Butt Lover will bring a miniature Microsoft Flight Simulator on his next airline flight, and claim that he was flying the plane.
@minnow Wha? Are you saying you found a way to wank with your Microsoft Flight Simulator?
@ibai I’m not too sure. I guess they felt weird sitting there and jacking off.
But it was a weird club period. That area was camera monitored with rules of what was allowed and not. Meanwhile I figured out that the 3 song for $100 booth wasn’t camera monitored…🤨
Along similar lines how extra-y is it if the stripper has a glove with lube on the outside, so she's not touching the member or any bodily fluids?
Me personally, I've always been kinda meh about HJs. A fair number of sex workers seem to think that, if they pull it off by accident, it will just grow back.
@nicespice are you talking about The Golden Dragon? And yes the jack shack option is weird there. Whenever I did it I was able to get a regular high mileage lapdance on the bed. LOL I didn't wanna whip it out and didn't understand why it was even a thing.
I see so it was the selfjackshack not the getjackedshack.
No, I'm saying there's nothing like the real thing, and you seem like the kind of guy who would somehow find a way to rationalize that what you did with flight sim in my hypothetical post could somehow transpose yourself into claiming that you flew the airplane. You're on another wavelength, dude.
@ilbb yeah at that club you can get normal lapdances or you can opt to go to a room with a bed and a chair with the option to jack yourself off in front of a stripper. On the way there, she grabs a towel and some lube which is for you only. It's the only strip club in Portland with that option.
Wow such elaborate fantasies about me. If I get on OnlyFans, how much will you pay me per month?
So you get jerked off by a pocket while getting a lap dance that's not really on your lap? No thanks.
Maybe this is odd (especially for this place), but I kinda get off on the chick getting turned on and being into it (whether sex or lap dance).
Toys will never replace the real thing!
We can't all be El Duderino, Father of Lady Boners.
I've gotten so I don't like full nude, rather the G-string stays on. Dancers mostly seem to feel like it's a minus rather than a plus for them if they get wet. The weirdest case was when a dancer told me, in a friendly but serious way, stop rubbing my clit I'm gonna cum. I stopped of course, but difficult to understand exactly how that would be a bad thing. Most dancers have stuff they want to save for the person they go home to, easier to stay away from it if the dance is not full nude.
@shadowcat I'm skeptical that's literally true. I think perhaps it may be more of a Philly Cheese Steak doesn't taste as good when you're not actually in Philly type thing. Especially if there's a cover between you and the real thing.
