Piece of Wisdom learned tonight: Never get a lapper from a dancer named Princess

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loper
just looking for a little human contact along the way
turns out she is.

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wallanon
3 years ago
I'm trying to think of whether or not I've ever gotten a lapdance I liked from a dancer named princess. None come to mind.
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shadowcat
3 years ago
I've got a photo on my phone of a Follies dancer named Princess. Gave me good service ITC and I tried to turn it into OTC but never succeeded.
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IfIGottaBeDamned
3 years ago
I recently received an enjoyable LD from the Princess in my favorite club. I’ll probably get more LDs in the future.
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ElDuderino_AZ
3 years ago
Gonna have to completely disagree. Always thought the name was dumb, but damn did I enjoy my time w/her...might be my all-time favorite.
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loper
3 years ago
I suppose it would be even more telling if her name were GPS.
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ilbbaicnl
3 years ago
Princess # 1 was an ATF. We did regular (no shtuping) OTC for almost a year. But I god tired of it the second time she ghosted on me after a long drive to her place.

Princess # 2 was a fav. But she was too persistent with the involuntary face sitting. Also passed out drunk once in VIP.
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ElDuderino_AZ
3 years ago
"Princess" introduced herself to me by saying her nipples were cold and she needed someone to warm them up... And then after a couple songs in VIP, she'd usually say, "I wanna kiss it", so she'd unbutton a button toward the bottom of my shirt, and...

I'm not into coke or anything, but one night on top of me she asked if I had any because she wanted to do a line off of it.

*Sigh* I miss Princess, but apparently she's in another castle.
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
I think it’s a challenge to determine if a dancer named Princess will act like a Princess.

Some dancers decide upon a stage name that is fitting for their perceived stage persona.

Then some dancers choose a stage name as they walk on stage. If that dancer had kids who have been watching Disney movies - she could easily become Princess - or Ariel…

It sucks that you found a GPS Princess.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Princesses submit to kings lulz.

You cabt tell much about a dancer by her name.

The worst dances I think come from hood bitches using designer names. Gucci told me she got Gucci coochie but seemed more like she just came from Figueroa 😭😭😭😭😭🤡🤡🤡 or Versace....Vuitton... are usually the crudest hood rats.
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wallanon
3 years ago
Yeah, still can't think of one. I'm sure I've met one but none that jump out. Some guys have, so we've solved the mystery lol. Plus dancers don't always pick their names, so there's stuff to get in the way of stage names being a tell for behavior.
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ilbbaicnl
3 years ago
She unbuttoned the bottom button of your shirt? Apparently this is who Duderino dresses: https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_f98opUNuVXc/T…
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ElDuderino_AZ
3 years ago
Hmmm, no, I don't dress those gentlemen, only dress myself. However, when seated, and wearing an untucked shirt with buttons, it would tend to be over the top of the shorts, right? So if she strategically unbuttoned one shirt button toward the bottom of the shirt, theoretically that would provide easier access for the mouth to reach something she had already pulled out through the top of the shorts, without prying eyes in cameras seeing what was happening...

Button-down shirts were her idea. I complied.
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