How come strippers don't become roofers in their 30s?

Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.

8/17/2021 8:39:21 PM

Always impresses me seeing roofers walk around high pitched roofs like I walk around my living room. Wouldn't walking on platform heels be good practice for that? Don't need big biceps with a nail gun.

One of my ATFs was a certified auto mechanic, but got sexual harassed less as a stripper. Gotta wonder how many strippers would be working some relatively well-paid blue collar job, if they weren't totally hostile environments for hot women.

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san_jose_guy

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3 years ago

Lots of women drive those big brown UPS trucks. They do okay.

One of our local strippers put herself full a trade school and is now a Comcast Cable TV installer.

SJG

ilbbaicnl

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3 years ago

Most jobs are at smaller companies that aren't as worried about class action law suits.

loper

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3 years ago

A pixie stripper I knew was an auto mechanic. I'm sure a lot of guys got caught watching her bent over an engine!

loper

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3 years ago

There are also ceiling plasterers on stilts. Stilts are probably a piece of cake for a stripper.

ATACdawg

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3 years ago

I can just imagine an ex-dancer working as a plumber - butt crack exposed and all!🚿🛁🚽

jackslash

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3 years ago

I know a dancer who left to become a house painter.

skibum609

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3 years ago

Pretty funny thread. When you fall off heels you don't fall as far as you do off a 20 foot high roof. Not a transferable skill. Not even close to the same thing.

twentyfive

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3 years ago

^ you should keep in mind that in my industry we had an adage that said “the fall won’t hurt at all, it’s the sudden stop when you hit the ground that you need to worry about “

ATACdawg

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3 years ago

How do you survive a 1000 foot free fall?

It's easy - just jump from 1001 feet!

Cashman1234

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3 years ago

Why don’t more mongers become shoe salesmen? It allows for a nice peek up a woman’s dress while she tries on shoes. Maybe Al Bundy was on to something?

dogchain

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3 years ago

Prolly because they might actually have to work for a living?

I believe it that she would get more harassment as an auto mechanic. Most customers at the club are outstanding citizens.

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