In totally unrelated to stripper news I was floored by an email I got Monday morning.
It was from Stubhub, those wonderful guys who ripped off millions of ticket holders at the beginning of the pandemic. For me, I had about $550 worth of summer baseball tickets I purchased in early February of last year before the shit show that was about to begin all over the world.
If you didn’t know when the pandemic hit Stubhub refused to refund all those ticket holders holding tickets from everything from an NHL game to a Nickelback concert and offered a credit 120% of the original purchase price good for future events until the end of 2021. Then they pushed it to the end of 2022.
People were furious, did chargebacks from their credit card companies, which royally fucked most people. They got there money back, then Stubhub banned their accounts and somehow managed to re-charge many of those people again. When people were like “okay, I’ll go ahead and take my ticket credit,” Stubhub flipped them the bird and said you tried to screw us but we ended up screwing you in the end. Those people paid got refunded, got banned, got charged again and in the end got nothing in return.
Luckily I did nothing, and looks like it’s going to finally pay off.
Do you realize how many Olive garden dinners I can buy for strippers with $550!?!?!?

