The reason I'm asking is that I'll be in Miami with a buddy while driving to the Keys, and he's itching to check out a strip club in Miami before we drive down. But the timing of flights is such that we'll be starving by the time we land in FLL, and by the time we get a car, etc. etc., it'll be around 7:15 by the time we're able to leave out of FLL. Since we're heading south, I thought we could combine a food stop with a club stop. Scarlett's, Tootsies, and Cheetah Hallandale all come to mind. I've had food at all three places before, and they're fine. Cheetah was probably lower on the food ratings list than the other two. Tootsies has good wings, but I haven't had anything else there. Any suggestions (or reasons why not to go to Scarletts/Toots/Cheetah) are greatly appreciated.
Tootsies is alright - there are people that like their food - for me Tootsies food is good-enough but not restaurant quality IMO - I rarely eat at SCs, have eaten at Tootsies a few times due to time constraints but I wouldn't eat at Tootsies over a restaurant - under the circumstances I'd say Tootsies would do but is not a strong-rec - and they do have a fairly varied menu from wings to steaks to burgers/sandwiches.
IMO/IME the higher-end clubs tend to have better food - I wasn't aware Scarlett's had a kitchen - I'd assume their food would be better it being a better-quality club but I don't have firsthand knowledge - you would also need to make sure the club's kitchen is open during your visit (i.e. some clubs maybe only have it open for lunch?).
Wings and strippers. Yep I can see it now you’re eating wings, then you get a lap dance and burn a poor strippers punany from the hot sauce you thought you had cleaned off your fingers.
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IMO/IME the higher-end clubs tend to have better food - I wasn't aware Scarlett's had a kitchen - I'd assume their food would be better it being a better-quality club but I don't have firsthand knowledge - you would also need to make sure the club's kitchen is open during your visit (i.e. some clubs maybe only have it open for lunch?).
Tootsies:
https://www.tootsiescabaret.com/menu/
Scarlett's:
https://www.scarlettscabaret.com/menu/
Taking a quick look Scarlett's menu may be a bit-better (Scarlett's has a day and night menu)
https://vixenscabaret.com/food-menu/