Weird Question: Which clubs in the Miami Area (south of FLL) have good food?

The reason I'm asking is that I'll be in Miami with a buddy while driving to the Keys, and he's itching to check out a strip club in Miami before we drive down. But the timing of flights is such that we'll be starving by the time we land in FLL, and by the time we get a car, etc. etc., it'll be around 7:15 by the time we're able to leave out of FLL. Since we're heading south, I thought we could combine a food stop with a club stop. Scarlett's, Tootsies, and Cheetah Hallandale all come to mind. I've had food at all three places before, and they're fine. Cheetah was probably lower on the food ratings list than the other two. Tootsies has good wings, but I haven't had anything else there. Any suggestions (or reasons why not to go to Scarletts/Toots/Cheetah) are greatly appreciated.