Period

Just an educated guess, but every guy who has ever had a girlfriend or wife?

I'll admit it. Put down a towel and go for it.

Not with a sex worker, but of course with SOs. Crime scene sex is why they make red towels.

Who hasn’t?

:D

It's fascinating how many women get horny on their period

Come on - who hasn’t? This is a bridge crossed by most horny dudes in their 20’s and earlier. Put a towel under her and enjoy it!

Some dancers take a few days off from work when Aunt Flow comes to visit. I wish they all would. You get teased and then they flake out on you.

I always tell them just because one ride is out of order you don’t shut down the entire amusement park

I find it quite a turn off when having a really good time with a dancer and you find that string. I am totally soft immediately.

I'm sure everyone has but has it been by choice? "Oh sorry I thought I was done or I must of started early" or any number of excuses.

But no, I've never been that freaking desperate. Definitely not my thing.

We're going with other activities.

Tastes like strawberry jam! Try it!

😛😜🤮😵

I never eat/drink or swim in the Red River.

^^ I'm skipping breakfast

I saw an interview where A-list adult stars talked about shoving a makeup sponge in there to shoot scenes (and then forgetting about it and developing a room-clearing funk). It makes me wonder why dancers and other girls don't try it. I've seen the string stucking out the side of the bikini bottom and thought to myself, "no lap dance from her." I've also heard the shouting later, when someone else didn't notice the string.

Period sex is all right, but a real player will turn it into a week of blow jobs and titfucking.

Yes, and even deliberately. Some women are hornier on their period than when not, and I've even had some women claim that stomach clenching orgasms relieve some period symptoms, such as cramps.

And if I know her, and she has a tampon, cup, or sponge (the actual menstrual sponge, not some other type) in, then dining is a possibility as well.