All I want for Christmas

Sweet! She will look very hot in spandex for a date at Texas Roadhouse!

She will definitely turn heads in tight jeans - and a tank top - and some boots.

But, sadly it says she’s murried. I’m not sure if that’s a legit married - or if she’s just dating the cook from Cracker Barrel?

I like how thick she looks - and her trashy tattoos - and her greasy looking hair!

Fuck yeah

Get your ass to Walmart and make your dreams come true

Git er done juicy!

Juice! Juice! Juice!

She is juice's type of woman