Ever invent a food?

I'm gonna cook today. Don't know what yet though. My girl loves my cooking

your recipe sounds pretty good.

especially if i were to enjoy IT (as well as your girl!)

ba-ba-ba-bullshit

Just last week your girlfriend was the gourmet cook and the best recipe that you could come up for was a salad by pouring ranch dressing on weed.

Ended up making steak and rice and cheese and Greek salad.

Ps ..... CDs autism is showing lulz

Are autistic people good at spotting lying trolls?

Does my neighbor's dog count? His name is Sam and he talks. He was going around the neighborhood last winter telling people that hungry rats were following him around waiting for him to take a dump in the snow so that they could eat it. He said the rats referred to his excrement as iceyloco.
So there you are, Sam the dog invented rat food with an appropriate name.

I got stoned and dipped my tostitos in a jar of peanut butter like a dip. It was ok not great

Try plain potato chips with peanut butter

Ruffles work best

Tube steak with a creamy finish...

somewhere in the UK this just might on some eatery's menu: bollocks on crumpets. follow that with a slice of the spotted dick. fancy that yeah?

Some fennel turkey sausage on the bbq and some garlic. Then saute it a little in olive oil. Add some sea salt. Toss with spaghetti.

I invented beans. I put the magic in them that makes you toot

I’m not sure you can “invent” a new food without some kind of technology, but preparing interesting dishes to eat are a good possibility. I have ample squirrels and lots of blue gill fish. Thus, with good garlic, lemon pepper and cornmeal, I can go outside, gather up some meat and fish and produce a fantastic hillbilly surf and turf.

^ almost as good as beans

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