Stripper Smoke Breaks

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Now that Virginia clubs have gone smoke-free the dancers can only smoke during scheduled smoke breaks.  When the DJ announces who the next dancers up on stage are, he also says who’s on smoke break.  The dancers look cute as they throw on their short little jackets and head outside.  But since we’re in an artic cold snap, and they’re still in their bikini bottoms, they must be literally freezing their asses off. 

 One of the dancers, remembering me as a “club smoker”, invited me to join her on her smoke break.  I remembered someone posting about how all the action happened on the smoker’s patio at their club, so I was tempted to go, until I realized it was only 11 degrees outside.