Stripper Smoke Breaks

steve229
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><o:p></o:p></b>Now that <st1:state><st1:place>Virginia</st1:place></st1:state> clubs have gone smoke-free the dancers can only smoke during scheduled smoke breaks.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>When the DJ announces who the next dancers up on stage are, he also says who&rsquo;s on smoke break.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>The dancers look cute as they throw on their short little jackets and head outside.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>But since we&rsquo;re in an artic cold snap, and they&rsquo;re still in their bikini bottoms, they must be literally freezing their asses off.<span style="">&nbsp; </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p>One of the dancers, remembering me as a &ldquo;club smoker&rdquo;, invited me to join her on her smoke break.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I remembered someone posting about how all the action happened on the smoker&rsquo;s patio at their club, so I was tempted to go, until I realized it was only 11 degrees outside.&nbsp; <span style=""><br />
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CTQWERTY
15 years ago
I believe you speak of some of the Columbus, OH. clubs.&nbsp;&nbsp; Sam will probably clarify if he knows...
earlyriser60609
15 years ago
Same in some Houston clubs ...lots of chatter going on in the area outside the club but the smokers are down in numbers....fortunately for them it's artic when it hits in the high 30's &lt;grin&gt;
bigdude012
15 years ago
I'm always amazed what people will go through just for a cig.
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