How often do you ask a stripper if she has a boyfriend?

I haven't but maybe I'll try. There's this one I've taken a liking to and she's way too fine not to have a boyfriend.

Never.

All strippers have boyfriends. Unemployed musician boyfriends.

Well, the gay ones have girlfriends I suppose.

Frankly it doesn't matter because if a stripper will fuck you, she'll fuck you regardless of the boyfriend.

O.

never. ever. believe me, they all seem to bring it up on their own soon enough.

never.
i really don't care if she does or not, i'm in the club for a good time.

What if you want a RELATIONSHIP with her?

"What if you want a RELATIONSHIP with her?"

hahaha! Who goes to the strip club looking for a relationship?