Surviving celibacy during COVID-19

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• shadowcat

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  4 years ago

  Cuffing the carrot. ... Saucing the taco. ... Beating the bishop. ... Burping the worm. ... Buffin' the muffin. ... Choking the chicken. ... Painting the pickle. ... Flicking the fap, fap, fap,fap......
• richardspayan1

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  4 years ago

  [view link] it is :)
• EndlessSummer

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  4 years ago

  I could REALLY use a good stimulus package...
• twentyfive

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  4 years ago

  ^ Founder muted me when I asked for that in another thread
• Cashman1234

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  4 years ago

  I am doing something similar to shadowcat’s post. It’s much cheaper!
• CJKent (Banned)

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  4 years ago

  @Electronman Just saying: Sur·vive verb 1 continue to live or exist, especially in spite of danger or hardship. Celibacy The English word celibacy derives from the Latin caelibatus, "state of being unmarried", from Latin caelebs, meaning "unmarried" People don’t have to survive celibacy, they have to survive COVID-19 Most Single/unmarried men can Live Happily Ever After, Before, During, and After COVID-19 Although many people use “celibacy” and “abstinence” interchangeably, there is a difference between the two terms. Abstinence usually refers to the decision not to have penetrative sex. It’s typically limited to a specific period of time, such as until marriage. Again Just saying To answer your questions; What impact has COVID-19 had on your sex life? Less sex? More sex? No impact? etc. No impact. ...what are you doing to meet your sexual needs? Doing: A) high end escorts for the sake of pleasure. B) Mistress/Sugar Baby for the daily needs. C) Sex Dolls with AI for kicks-and-giggles. D) Watching porn Regarding your last question... I believe I am one of the many helping some of these beautiful human beings we call strippers, dancers and sex workers meet their financial and perhaps other of their human needs...
• CJKent (Banned)

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  4 years ago

  “Everything on this site should be considered a work of fiction.”
• Eve

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  4 years ago

  I'm usually having sex once or twice a day, so right now I'm kind of going insane. The magic wand helps, but it's just not the same.
• RandomMember

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  4 years ago

  I'm probably going to take a risk and continue seeing the same long-term SB. But kissing is out and I might follow @Upright's avatar which shows a diagram for covid-safe sex: doggy instead of missionary so you're not breathing on each other. OT, It might help if a covid-antibody test because available, similar to the HSV antibody tests that are routinely available.
• Subraman

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  4 years ago

  Not planning on seeing my SB live for weeks. We've been doing some Facetime sex, which it turns out is at least more fun than jerking off by myself. Although even that is getting significantly less fun as all my kids are now home and she is with her entire family, so the dirty talk is out.
• skibum609

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  4 years ago

  iInstead of sex with wife when we have the time due to work demands; we have a lot of time and its a lot of fun.
• EndlessSummer

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  4 years ago

  Well 25... the OP did ask what dancers are doing to meet their financial needs... and I really COULD use that government check...💲🔆😊🔆💲
• minnow

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  4 years ago

  Make date with one of the Palmer sisters. Might have to clean up with something other than a paper towel if sanity doesn't return to grocery store shelves.
• Electronman

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  4 years ago

  CJ: Good point and I do appreciate a person with some proficiency in using our language correctly. I debated whether to use the term abstinence instead of celibacy. But, in reality, neither seemed to capture the current moment! Both terms imply that the actor has some choice in abstaining or in declaring celibacy, when in our current COVID reality, many of the preferred options for sexual encounters (massage parlors, strip clubs, taverns) are simply not available. Here's what my dictionary program says about the distinction between abstinence and celibacy. Although many people use “celibacy” and “abstinence” interchangeably, there is a difference between the two terms. Abstinence usually refers to the decision not to have penetrative sex. ... Celibacy is a vow to remain abstinent over an extended period of time. For some, this may mean their entire life. Shadow-- surely there is a tee shirt with that collection of phrases?? The tee shirt should stare with Save me from: Cuffing the carrot. ... Saucing the taco. ... Beating the bishop. ... Burping the worm. ... Buffin' the muffin. ... Choking the chicken. ... Painting the pickle. ... Flicking the fap, fap, fap,fap......
• rickdugan

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  4 years ago

  Sub raises a good point. With his workplace shut down and the whole family at home, he has no excuse to leave the house for xyz. I have to imagine that this is half the battle for girls trying to earn some OTC cash. Even if a guy is willing and well funded, he simply might not be able to break free.
• Electronman

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  4 years ago

  The tee shirt should START (not "stare") with...... Sorry about the typo.
• Uprightcitizen

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  4 years ago

  Still seeing my SB a couple times a week but she is in an interesting situation which makes us fairly exclusive. I am not completely shuttered in. @Eve Hartley - I wish I was in a spot to accommodate your amorous needs :P
• gobstopper007

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  4 years ago

  Frequent cold showers and lots of yard work. Kids home from college so spending some family time. Kind of depressing since wife passed away but trying to maintain sense of humor for them. Really missing the club and now NC considering shelter in place. Fortunately I can work remotely but afraid this turns the corner by mid April or will be the fall before normalcy returns b
• BBBC

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  4 years ago

  "I'm probably going to take a risk and continue seeing the same long-term SB. But kissing is out and I might follow @Upright's avatar which shows a diagram for covid-safe sex: doggy instead of missionary so you're not breathing on each other. OT, It might help if a covid-antibody test because available, similar to the HSV antibody tests that are routinely available." ^ oh don't you worry random! I can service your sugarbaby for you safely. I have a 10 foot cock, so there is plenty to get her well satisfied and me at a 6 foot distance. If you want to join in, you can bend over and take the tip.