Another favorite bites the dust

This isn't how I wanted to know that one of my favorites quit. I went to my favorite club in middle of nowhere Iowa tonight. I arrive in town, and realize I have to use the rest room, so I pull into the Casey's, which every small town in the Midwest seems to have, basically to use their rest room before going to the club, although I always get something, usually a water, out of obligation more than anything. So I go to the rest room and get my water and the fat lady behind the counter (its always a fat lady) tells "Chastity" to make some pizzas. (people in small midwest towns apparently like Caseys' pizzas.) I just think that's odd because one of my favorite dancers, the last time I went there, told me her real name is Chastity and even that she was named for Sonny and Cher's daughter, which means she was named for a lesbian. Anyway, I think there can't possibly be two people in this Podunk town named Chastity, so I look, and there she is, "Sugar", one of my favorite dancers.

It would have better not to have found out like that.