Olive Garden is as close as some lower income people get to authentic Italian. Too few of them cook anymore and they often don't have the money to eat in nicer Italian restaurants.
Rick. But Olive Garden is pretty expensive. I can eat at an Italian owned mom and pop place thats beeb aroubd for 47 years for half the cost. And most puzzerias have cheaper and better pasta dishes.
"Stripper hoes love chicken wings and olive garden"
Should say instead:
"Stripper hoes love it when guys spend money on them, and not just inside of the strip club"
SJG
Most pizzerias have shitty imitations of pasta dishes, as do those deli combo places that supposedly serve Italian. Sadly many people don't know the difference, especially if they haven't had a lot of exposure to good Italian restaurants or good Italian home cooking.
Guess I'm going to have to start taking a lot of stripper hoes out to eat, so I can find out all of this for myself.
Probably I can find myself a Main Bitch in there too.
:) :) :)
SJG
===> "Good Italian food doesn't have to be overpriced."
Not if it's cooked at home. But when you buy good Italian in a restaurant it is labor intensive, which drives up the cost. The fresh tomatoes don't peel themselves, the onions and garlic don't saute themselves, the other fresh herbs don't chop themselves, the pasta doesn't make and cut itself, etc., etc.
I'm going to stop here because I'm admittedly a bit of a food snob. Too many years of nicer restaurants in Boston and NYC and food from my own kitchen that is better than almost anything available in my local area, except maybe for pizza, high end steaks and the occasional bar food like hot wings.
Early on I had one get me to take her to one restaurant, and then immediately after to a pricier one. Later I realized that mostly she just wanted me to get the idea that I should be spending money on her, that that was how relations between men and women worked.
SJG
Rick Italian food is cheap and simple to make. Expensive restaurants use illegal underpaid labor to maximize profits.
Nidan. Here they use uber eats.
SJG you need to plan the date and pick the restaurant. Take charge with them like with any woman.
Sometimes I'll surprise a girl I know by bringing her tacos or weed
===> "Rick Italian food is cheap and simple to make. "
No Icey, it isn't. Maybe the slop that you consider Italian food is, but the good stuff takes time and good ingredients.
===> "Most italian dishes have only a few ingredients. "
Interesting. Could you elaborate? How would you cook your favorite Italian dish at home? Be specific. Inquiring minds want to know. 😃
Take a hoe to Red Lobster and the bitch thinks she's suddenly dating Jay Z She acting bougie to everyone BUT you (because you paying). She might just suck your dick right under the table she so grateful.
I'm not a fan of benihana but hood bitches love it and I kinda love them so...
I once took a girl to whats supposed to be one of yhe best sushi restaurants in the country and she was more impressed by benihana
Hood bitches love name brand more than quality. In NYC, a friend of mine brought a girl to Mr. Chow and the name alone kept her spirits up throughout the entire evening. The food was worthy of your local neighborhood chinese food. Way overpriced and lacked money worthy flavor. But a name brand trumps all.
It makes for an easy date though. Like when she can't tell the difference between steak or salmon at Denny's and someplace nice. I don't mind. I prefer it to the bitches who think they deserve the most expensive shit.
Tiburon is right about Red Lobster! It’s a treat to have the stripper walk through the place in spandex and heels - as every dude tries to check her out - and each dudes wife steams like a lobster as you pass by!
I understand the lack of love for Olive Garden - as I live in Northeast NJ - and the local Italian fare is excellent in many small restaurants. However, if you ask the whore to deep throat a bread stick, the cuisine is going to be secondary!
Icey, not only do you obviously not know anything about cooking Italian food, but you need to hang out with a better class of stripper. I think these issues are related - it's obvious that you have limited experience with the finer things in life.
I'll give you an example: My most interesting night out with a stripper was in Manhattan. We painted the town, starting with a fine meal at a high end steak house, then moving on to Broadway, all of which was topped off with a visit to a wine bar and, finally, the finale in my close by hotel room. And my gal pal was most certainly not in spandex or a bandaid dress, but rather in a sexy as hell cocktail dress. Say what you will about those Russian girls, but they are often well educated and know how to make an entrance. She turned heads all night and that was almost as much fun (but not quite) as the finale.
Maybe it's time you traded in that bland sounding oil and pasta dish and those cheap hoes and move up to some nicer things. Just a thought.
The strippers I hang out with are fine. Don't talk about class when the ones you are with are hired hookers.
One of my best dates at an expensive restaurant was when we got really faded then drank and she ate with her hands and we had loys of PDA and I was like fuck it this is life and fuck boojee shit
Right Icey. Nothing else matters as long as she never accepts money for sex. Got it.
Just remember Icey, you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. 😉
Too funny. PL's acting like they are superior due when I mention how I enjoy my dirty girls to wear tight little dresses and heels when we go out for a pre fuck dinner.
Cashman. No one said that. I love when they dress slutty. Just different styles indifferent areas.
Rick yeah a date with a hood rat is an actual date. Taking a hooker out is a business arrangement. A poor girl is classier tjan a hooker
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